A 30-second audio sample of former NIGHTWISH singer Tarja Turunen’s cover version of the ALICE COOPER smash “Poison” is available for streaming at this location.

Peace. Love.
Gill

I should start out by saying that no one is born perfect, It takes time and practice to become the ideal rager. Maybe you should even start drinking and smoking weed everyday until you get as good at it as I am. Trust me! Non-stop substance abuse has paved the way for many of your favourite musicians. Just think about what would have happened if Pink Floyd never dropped acid? Or if Ozzy didn’t discover the pleasures of snorting ants and drinking urine? There probably would have never been that hilarious sitcom (just kidding that show is terrible!! They need to make a TV reality show about Glenn Benton. Now that would be funny!!) Basically this never-ending party lifestyle has helped me travel the world and meet all of you kick-ass Wastoids out there. So start slamming six-packs everyday and huffing gas and maybe you too could enjoy this badass lifestyle. Ha ha! 

Maybe if I had been aware of the concept of ‘not partying’ earlier, things would have been very different. But as it is I see no other way but to party, which is why my party tip of the month is MINDSET. Don’t go to the party with your panties in a wad. Don’t rain on other people’s parade. After all I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, Get your groove on. And if that doesn’t work just yell ‘SLAYEERRR!!!!!’ and watch as the entire room starts moshing furiously! 

You can even take the party out of the allocated party location. The party can be anywhere, your local store, down the street, in your front room watching wrestling. Live the party. Be the party.

Landphil. 

…of the way we were…
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IOXDvVqNaeE

Coheed And Cambria have posted a brand new track online, ‘Gravemakers & Gunslingers’

www.myspace.com/coheedandcambria
Peace. Love. Prog.

Gill

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