Top Ten (Alternative) Valentine’s Songs
F*** Valentine’s Day. THESE are the real Valentine’s Day choons!
Alexander Milas, Editor
Catch The Rainbow – Rainbow
Lynyrd Skynyrd – Simple Man
Rainbow In The Dark – Dio
No More Tears – Ozzy Osbourne
She Rides – Danzig
Supermassive Black Hole – Muse
Ain’t No Love – Whitesnake
Solitude – Candlemass
Head Like A Hole – NIN
The Dream Is Dead – Type O Negative
James Gill, Editor At Large
I Hate Everything About You – Ugly Kid Joe
Cheap And Nasty – Whitesnake
Trash – Alice Cooper
Closer – NIN (“I wanna fuck you like an animal!”)
Get The Fuck Out – Skid Row
Too Young To Fall In Love – Motley Crue
Animal (Fuck Like A Beast) – WASP
(I Want Your) Money – The Flying Lizards/Beatles
Evil Woman – Black Sabbath
Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry
Jonathan Selzer, Reviews editor
Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity – Type O Negative
Darker With The Day – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Love Letter – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Far From Me – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Love Will Save You – Swans
I Put A Spell On You – Diamanda Galas
Concubine – Converge
Misguided Angel – Cowboy Junkies
Why Won’t You Stay – American Music Club
Send His Love To Me – PJ Harvey
Kim Tarry, Designer
Type O Negative – Love you to Death
Guns n Roses – Pretty tied Up
NIN – Closer
White Snake – Is this love
Marilyn Manson – I put a spell on you
HIM – Buried Alive By love
69 Eyes – Perfect Skin
Sound Garden - Loud Love
Rob Zombie – Thunder Kiss ‘65
Tenacious D – Fuck her Gently
James Isaacs, Art Editor
I Got Erection – Turbonegro
Cat Scratch Fever – Ted Nugent
Good Head – Turbonegro
Heart On – Eagles of Death Metal
Blow Me (Like the wind) – Turbonegro
Let Me Put My Love Into You – ACDC
Big Bottom – Spinal Tap
Prince of the Rodeo – Turbonegro
The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 – GWAR
The Lemon Song – Led Zeppelin
Beez
The Vandals – My Girlfriend’s Dead
AC/DC – Up To My Neck In You
Kiss – Christine Sixteen
Cannibal Corpse – Meathook Sodomy
Danzig – She Rides
Pantera – Use My Third Arm
Gallows – Orchestra Of Wolves
Tool – Stinkfist
SOAD – Violent Pornography
Murderdolls – Graverobbing USA
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you missed Gwar – Fishfuck
HIM – join me in death
marilyn manson – if i was your vampire
erm, wheres Disasterpeice (Slipknot)?
‘I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound…’
is everyone forgetting
dirty girl by y&t
Vermillion pt. 2 – Slipknot (if you’re actually aiming for something a little romantic instead of killing your date)
11th Hour – Lamb Of God (if you’re aiming to kill your date. At least do it during the killer riff at the end)
Kasper must have been in Brixton last night. The pit was crazy and several people’s dates were probably killed during lamb of god.
Thanks to Randy for sticking his head out of the window while we all queued in the freezing cold. Some god-botherers ( the mythical god i mean) were trying to give us tea (and probably their brand of sympathy judging from their brand of sounds) while we waited for 6 pm. Great night- stick your red roses up your ass!
Ah, and don’t forget ‘My Dog, My Truck, My Woman’ by Trivium
haha my dog my truck my woman was actually a good song!