It’s Friday and that means a ‘Hammer staff top ten but we’ve messed with the format this week to bring you our pun-tastic Heavy Metal Menu. As always, check it out and add any that we may have missed:

Alexander Milas (editor)
Black Crabbath
Noodle Truth
Tuna Roll For A Friend
Bread Zeppeflan
Tex-Mexodus
Bring Me The Chorizo
Pezla
Brant Pork And The Rolls
Meshugar
Paninitera

Vanessa Hards (production editor)
Celtic Frosties
Marmitey Mighty Panettones
Pie On Fire
Stone (Sweet and) Sour
Earthscone9
Mercyful Plate
Static-tac X
Tofu Fighters
Type Oat Eggative
Carcasstard Tart

James Gill (editor at large)
Squid Roe
Black Forest Sunn0)))
Dimmu Burger
Lamb cutlets of God
Chicken Winger
Turisausage
Underoats
36 Crazyfish
Tea-o
Spiritual Burgers

Jonathan Selzer (reviews editor)
Salmon Amarth
Slayer Cake
David Lee Broth
Jammy Hagar
Born From Champagne
Cult Of Tuna
Phaalskagg
Fear My Tortes
Nine Inch Quails
Korma To Burn

Kimberley Tarry (designer)
Dark Scone
Walls of Jellycoke
Carbonara conspiracy
Machine bread
Madira (Gojira)
Underoats
Cream Theater
Blessed By a Broken Tart
69 Pies
Eggadeth

Terry Bezer (web monkey)
Bagel Of Filth
Halibut-hole Surfers
The Wildtarts
Porkwind
Motley Stew
Godsmackrel
Wholemeal Big Fish
Scone Temple Pilots
Katsupersuckers
Rockett From The Crypt