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Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 5

Friday, January 8th, 2010

metalbigbrotherImagine if Fred Durst, Adam D, Varg Vikernes, David Draiman, Kat Von D, Axl Rose, Angela Gossow, Marilyn Manson, Jurgen Toksvig, Gerard Way and Oli Sykes went into the Big Brother house. Here’s day 5! (more…)

Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 3 & Day 4

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

metalbigbrotherTo celebrate – or is that denigrate – Celebrity Big Brother (the last one ever, thank Christ), we have decided to start a spoof: Metal Big Brother – the online soap. It’s Day 3 and 4, find out how our housemates get on in their first task (‘The Speed Dating Challenge’) and more! (more…)

Dom Lawson’s Blogs Of War: Happy New Year (Sort Of)

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

domlawson_90Metal Hammer scribe Dom Lawson brings you his new year’s resolutions and predictions. If easily offended, you might want to look away now. Read the rest of Dom’s blogs here! (more…)

Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 2

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

metalbigbrotherTo celebrate – or is that denigrate – Celebrity Big Brother (the last one ever, thank Christ), we have decided to start a spoof: Metal Big Brother – the online soap. It’s Day 2, find out how our housemates are getting along. (more…)

Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 1

Monday, January 4th, 2010

metalbigbrotherTo celebrate – or is that denigrate – Celebrity Big Brother (the last one ever, thank Christ), we have decided to start a spoof: Metal Big Brother – the online soap. Find out who’s in our completely made-up Metal Big Brother house. (more…)

Hair Metal: Those With Do’s And Those With Don’ts

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

hairWe wondered what some of the most iconic hair-dos in metal would look shaved. We also gave some baldies new hair! (more…)

Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine: “We’ve Gone From Having A Great Relationship With The UK To Losing It, To Gaining It Again.”

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

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Hammer’s US correspondent Chaos spoke to Megadeth mainman Dave Mustaine and asked when he’d be back in the UK, to which the reply was more insightful than we’d bargained for. (more…)

Orange Goblin’s Ben Ward Picks His Top 10 Albums Of 2009

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

orangegoblin_90The mighty Goblin’s lead bellower tells us his favourite albums of the year! Get all previous top 10’s here! (more…)

Chaos Backstage: Goatwhore Interview

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

chaoswww.metalhammer.co.uk’s US correspondent Chaos recently spoke to true-metallers Goatwhore… (more…)

Top 27 Rock Star’s Real Names

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

iggy_90In honour of Iggy Pop (or James Newell Osterberg, Jr. to his mum) picking up the ‘Living Legend’ award at last night’s Classic Rock Roll Of Honour awards, we pick our top 27 rock stars who don’t go by their real names. (more…)