Over the Last few months, it has been noted that Within the Greater London Area, Drummers have been rounded up by Mysterious Forces, thrown into Black Vans by persons unknown and spirited away to be Brainwashed into Careers as Bank Cashiers, Accountants and other similarly mind numbing occupations...unable to Blast Beat, Roll like Lombardo or otherwise produce the goods for literally tens of needy Bands...
If you are a Drummer, especially if you a good drummer wanting to join off 2006's best prospects and Generally looking to be in a Band that Works hard and Plays Hard, the following warnings should apply:
1. Contact http://www.myspace.com/doreterna
for further instructions.
2. Avoid mentioning you are a Drummer in public unsecure locations.
3. If a Black Van pulls up alongside you and asks if you know what the Felt Fluffy Bits that protect the Cymbals are called..Run, your life may depend on it.
4. Purchase New Sticks, Heads and a Triggering System quickly to ensure total protection.