If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.
People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true. I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.
Iím gonna take this kid, and put íem where he came from. Right up Aprilís asshole!!!
Toby ó in an attempt to make peace, so you stop fucking up my shit, I present you with this, your first pet. Itís a hermit crab, and I believe his name is Spurgeon...
Eduardo: I wasn't sure about Steven there, but uhh, to be honest, I am still up in the air about what gender he really is.
Stevie: What, I am obviously a man, sir.
Eduardo: Ha. Well, that's not what your pussy doctor says...