Originally Posted by Ev0)))
I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.
"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,
"You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.
Are all Kindle readers such miserable cunts?
That made me laugh more than it should have. And now have some truely appaling jokes.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
.... I won't let the door hit me on the way out.