22 Christian Bands That Don’t Suck

terrybezer / News / 05/11/2009 15:08pm

mustaine_90Christian bands generally suck. These guys don’t.

Black Stone Cherry
Underoath
Alice Cooper
As I Lay Dying
Adam D (Killswitch Engage)
Sixteen Horsepower
Devil Wears Prada
Alter Bridge
Bless The Fall
Tom Araya (Slayer)
Dave Mustaine
Blackie Lawless (WASP)
Norma Jean
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster
He Is Legend
Ralph Santolla (Deicide. I know!)
The Chariot
The Famine
Living Sacrifice
The Showdown
Trouble
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72 Comments


Dimebag Fan 619

everybody except Tom Araya and Ralph Sanatolla suck

Stephen Palmer

Must be a slow news day

Mark Thomas

forgot August Burns Red!

stephen

excuse me but, where is Head?

NAnselmo

Nick McBrain is christian, too, and so am I. There’s nothing wrong on it.
I have the best christian lineup: Toma Araya on the bass and singing, Mustaine and Lawless, guitar and chorus, and McBrain on the drums XD

Exactly, where is head? does anyone even care?

Valentine

WHY IN THE NAME OF FUCK IS UNDEROATH THERE? THEY ARE CUNTS ESPECIALLY THEIR GUITARIST

Bee_Gee

Ahhhh………… Tom Araya? I know KK writes most of the songs and all, but still…

noobpotato

Haha tom araya is quite the contradiction

metaldazza

Actually they do all suck.

Toms catholic, i think Dave Lombardo had catholic upbringings too. And isn’t Zakk Wylde christian?

Yeah, where’s Head?

simoninflames

i remember ralph santolla getting loads of shit for joining deicide. at the end of the day tho i believe we’re all entitled to our opinions on religion and if ralph (or tom araya for that matter) want to play in great bands like deicide and slayer, then its their choice.

metal is more powerful than any religion!!!

I thought Howard Jones was the Christian in Killswitch?…

I know Thrice isn’t metal, but lead singer Dustin could be thrown into the mix.

Also Fieldy from Korn is a Christian according to Head.

Devil Wears Prada? Cool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

gald to see you guys at MH appreciate blessthefall :D

TheInnovator

This is pretty ironic – you’re running an article about a poor goth bride getting abused because of her appearance and then you’re also running this article making the statement “Christians generally suck.” Nice one Hammer.

Incidentally, I’m not Christian myself but I choose not to insult people because of their beliefs, just a thought.

@TheInnovator

Agreed.

Phantasmagasm

Exactly TheInnovater, be ashamed metal hammer.

Mothmonsterman

Most of those in the list suck.

And so does the attitude of the Reverend Mustaine.

hehe whats tommorow? Muslims generally suck?

you woulden’t dare.

COBHCJQ

AUGUST BURNS RED YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!

Blackie Lawless is Christian now?? I must have missed the memo!!

i second TheInnovater, as a christian I am offended.

matt seddon

wheres blessed by a broken heart

Tuuuuuuubes

it doesnt say christians suck,it says christian bands suck if you read it properly!

personally i think anyone that spouts on about any religion sucks,bunch of arseholes the lot of you lol

TheInnovator

It’s been edited, it didn’t say bands before.

what about Still Remains?
anyone argee with me?

Joseph Johnson

How in the hell iss alice cooper christian and blackie lawless sure the hell isnt. plus demon hunter is better than all of them

John Dunn Scott

James Hetfield keeps talking about “Higher Power” & “The Power Above” & “The Power Beyond” & “The Higher Power To Which I Am Grateful” etc.
That sort of religion (of the coward kind) certainly sucks.

Seriously, religion sucks. If you’re a politician then you’ve got to pretend to one of those. So, that’s sadly excusable, may be. But being helluva faithful Dk and at the same time pretending that we’re not seeing what’s behind his “higher power” is a clear sign of something else. There is obviously nothing, “No Power”, inside that coconut shell “High Up There” in Hetfield’s head. Those Napster videos are the best metalica videos ever!

TomithyTTomilson

There is no such thing as a good christian metal band. there are bands that that are good that have christians in them, but no, there are defo no good christian metal bands. Christianity and all the other major ones are the reason we fight wars, discriminate and seperate ourselves from every other race and creed around the world. most of these rock stars who become christians do so because they did alot of questionable things in life and now regret them. it gives them a get out of jail free card,
“i may have fucked over alot of people but i can forgive myself because jesus can” who gives a shit about the people that got fucked over i have repented!!!
fuckin christians

Horseguts

thats a pretty poor argument hammer! haha

+ tom isn’t catholic he was just bought up by catholic parents

Where are Creed?? :p
I swear Slayer are all majorly unchristian

Nicko McBrain and Head need to be up there, as do August Burns Red.

Btw, to Bee_Gee, Araya has said he wants a song to piss off people, he doesnt care if it goes against his faith.

(Casper)

Thats what i thought as well, but there songs isnt like all about death or anything like religion way… they just like to make the music doing stuff like that

sorry if my english is like bleh

Andy Synn

All bands have some sort of belief surely? Even not believing in god/gods/magic space monsters is a form of belief.

Many of those bands and people in the list are quite poor though. However Living Sacrifice, Becoming The Archetype, The Famine and The Showdown are all pretty damn good.

But then again so are Gorgoroth, Hypocrisy, Marduk and all the vehemently anti-christian bands.

Being a good band has nothing to do with your beliefs (although, conversely, being all preachy can make a good band crappy!).

Plus, the classic, basic, “religion is the cause of all wars” argument is a tad simplistic, no? (True in many cases, but still a bit dumb and general). We’re human beings, we can think of all sorts of fun reasons to have a good war.

Andy Synn

Oh yeah, and there’s a great interview with Ben Falgoust from Goatwhore where he admits to listening to bands cos he likes them and likes their passion, only to find out they are actually christian….

And he still listens to them! Shocker! (Sarcasm alert).

simoninflames

in the name of equality, yeah lets have a list of metal muslims/hindus/buddhists etc that don’t suck!

most people don’t have the balls to attack anything other than christianity.in fact the only bands i can think of to criticise or even dare mention islam and other religions would be exodus, nile, meads of asphodel and nofx! (yes i mentioned nofx in a metal thread, fuck it)

DEANSTAR7

hi 5 beez i have been waiting for christians to be mensoned in a positive way on this amazing page
u need totalk about this on the podcast

Cyberchicken

I think the christian band War of Ages is pretty good, check them out!

Smellyfrog

Mortification kick AAASSSSS!!!!!

What about Manowar?

Zack the drummer

DUDE! Where is STRYPER?! None of these bands would be here without Stryper (expect for dudes like Tom Araya and Dave Mustaine who were’t Christian all the time) They were the FIRST Christian metal band with a platinum album and first with TWO gold albums. Long Live the Yellow and Black Attack!

pffff anyway christ can suck my dyck anytime he want

out of those “22 bands” six are just names of bandmembers. incredibly lame. you suck metal hammer!

Petra all the way!

AidsBat

AUGUST BURNS RED FUCKERS

AidsBat

AUGUST BURNS RED + SAVING GRACE FUCKERS

The Guy

Antestor. Christian black metal. Got death threats from various satanic bands, but ignored them and made awesome music.

jellyman

you guys forgot Thousand Foot Krutch! They rock, despite being christian and all…

MotleyCruel

Flyleaf??????????????????

doesnt Araya sing “Ill never be gods disciple, ill never be one to blindly follow”. Maybe KK wrote it but………!!

yea and the Devils wears prada are 100% kvlt metal

tenchimyo

Barren Cross kicks ass

Creed suck!

August Burns Red need to be in there!
what about becoming the archetype?

sonny sandoval

what about POD!theyre bad ass!

Suckers and losers.
All European Metal magazines are laughing about Metal Hammer UK as a publication because of this. A magazine run by idiots indeed. Reputation destroyed.

u forgot august burns red!!!

charlie

James Hetfield as long as we are talkin’ band members.

metalhoop

wheres fuckin mortification from aus ? they kicked so much ass !! and what about the mighty stryper ? ha ha even god would fuckin hate them ! oh and greed ..when will these musicians realise that satan has the best record company he has all the best bands . but seriously FUCK ANY ORGANIZED ,FEAR SPREADING , POWER HUNGREY RELIGIOUS ASS WIPES !! believe in your self ..oh ,and slayer !!

Red_Hot

Wow maybe some of you should have the balls to actually take a shot a stuff other than religion. It’s SO easy to take a swipe at Christianity. OOOOOO! Your so BAD ASS!!! I’ve seen gay little emo skater kids say they hate God so it’s no that hard, and you think your all so cool and rebellious just becuase you hate religion, well guess what…….so does 85% of this country. Real rebellion is believing in what you believe in and not giving a rat’s ass what people think, even when most people think your stupid or even hate you because of it, but you still stick to your guns.

i think

haste the day kicked a member out because he turned athiest
CUNTS
FUCKING CHRISTIAN WANKERS GO WANK OVER SOME BULLSHIT

Imo the world would be a HORRIBLE place without religion. I mean yeah, some people die because of it, but on the whole its a huge moral guideline for everyone.

Rushers

1. where is August Burns Red?
2. Devil Wears Prada is not music. its utter shite.

For anyone doubting Tom Araya being catholic, go out and buy the dvd ” Metal: A headbangers Journey” or look for the clip on youtube where he actually admits he is catholic and still is, its not untrue and it isnt just his upbringing. He still is catholic.

Heh, i think i’ve just read some of the most ignorant, bigoted and intolerant things ever….by people on this board having a go at people they have never met nor know because of their religious faith. Wow. Way to show how enlightend and accepting us metalheads can be guess.
“Christianity and all the other major ones are the reason we fight wars, discriminate and seperate ourselves from every other race and creed around the world”
So land,territory,resources,political agendas and ideologies had nothing to do with wars such as WW 1 and 2, the American and Russian Civil Wars, The Mongol Conquests, The Vietnam War etc etc etc etc…no, clearly not. Its all down those damn religions that we fuck shit up? Puuuuleez. Stop making scapegoats. Yeah, some christians do suck balls. And so do some muslims, some atheists, some hindus,mormans,agnostics,worshippers of the giant spaggetti monster etc etc etc But not an entire group. By labeling them all as being the same your just as bad as the worst of them.

Fernando

Well I got some comments (even more) too :D

The matter it’s I am from a roligious family, and I got my beliefs… and also I hear bands like Lacrimosa, A7X, Metallica, Cradle of Filth, Maiden, YJM and many others..

I have seen much more discrimination from “open minds denominations” like politics, musical trends, and even just plain stupidity… My actions will say what I am, not why I say.. and if someones does not agree on it, well it’s their choice..

My point it’s Respect… and love.. as in the hipothetical case in wich we were all brothers on this litlle “third stone from the sun”… nothing more..

Thanx for reading it

haunting

Helloween anyone (according to Weikath all the members except Uli Kusc have been christian)

i seriously doubt any1 in slayer goes to church every sunday u know have they acctually like listened to their songs!!!!!

Tom isnt a Christin? the Bassist for slayer, He was Catholic, but left his beliefes behind to be in Slayer which is clearly Satanic.

and I have doubts about alice cooper, I’ll look that up though, but The DevilWears Prada is fersher the Best Band on the list

you guys are right, haste the day, attack attack and POD should be in here. also my children my bride. not flyleaf or becoming the archityple though.
and yeah, Tom is a douche, he never clamed Christianity. infact he tryed putting people against it.

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