7 Bands That Should Never Reform
We just received an email about Creed releasing a new album. Suddenly we felt dizzy, our eyesight went blurry before being encompassed with rage. We shook our monitors screaming “WHY?!” over and over again. Here’s 7 bands that should do us a favour and stay on hiatus.
1. Crazy Town
Thankfully, they only stayed in the public eye for 5 minutes. Even still, it was 5 minutes we’d rather have spent putting pins through our eye-lids instead of having to look at Shifty f’n Shellshock.
2. Coal Chamber
We’ve got DevilDriver now, thanks. That said, the first album’s nowhere near as bad as you remember it being.
3. Orgy
New Order covers are neither big, nor clever.
4. Human Waste Project
Cute chick, shite band.
5. Pushmonkey
This band played Ozzfest. No matter how shit your band are, this will give you all manner of hope.
6. Apartment 26
If your dad is in the band that invented heavy metal, it’s probably best to look for a profession that isn’t music.
7. Cyclefly
Lauded as Britain’s great white hope. They weren’t.





Hey! HWP’s album was pretty sweet
As for the others… yeah, stay away ffs!!
Human Waste Project as still to this day better than a lot of the shite out there!
Agree with the others tho
I always enjoyed Cyclefly and have a soft spot for Orgy and HWP, but I’ll give you the rest.
haha I’ve never heard of the others besides the first two.
Woh Woh Woh..
Coal Chamber?
They ruled, they shouldn’t reform cause we have DevilDriver but they did pwn anything and everything…
I want a Coal Chamber reunion its not like Dez is doing anything else thats good.
I’ve only heard of the first two
Should i be happy?
I liked Chamber music and Vapour transmission (from coal chamber and orgy respectively) …other than that, yeah I agree to them all because one good album does not blind us to the tripe before/after.
Ive heard of none of these bands except for Coal Chamber.
Rubbish, Coal Chamber should reform, they were awesome! Also this isn’t me being sarcastic, they were actually brilliant!
HWP – Fucking amazing, still one of my favourite bands
Orgy, like coal chamber the first album was good, lost it by the third. the others i agree are pretty wank.
Oh, sure Orgy kind of fizzled near the end. But you have to admit, Candyass was pretty freakin dope.
There are way worse bands than Creed
all these bands were pushed by metal hammer so i got the albums!!
Cyclefly were OK back in the day. I remember Kerrap used to big them up beyond something they would never be able to attain though. The rest were, are and always will be shite though.
I’ve only heard of Crazy Town and Coal Chamber from this lot.
Both were one hit wonders, but they still weren’t that bad!
Are ANY of these other bands worth checking out?…
Cyclefly were actually quite a decent band. Never really got too much support from their label unfortunately. There are far worse bands out there operating at the moment than them
Six months ago, Limp Bizkit would’a been on this list……….. I’m just sayin’.
what the hell! HWP does not belong on this list! you may have a point with the other bands especially cyclefly, majority of there fame came from bring chester bennington’s fav band at the time.
what about babylon zoo and vex red?
Seriously, isn’t the bottom of the barrel completely gone yet? You JUST received an email about Creed releasing an album, do you get your breaking news from Kerrang these days??
Crazy Town – utter shite, but their only song had at very least a catchy bass line.
Coal Chamber – let’s ignore the fact that Dez is doing something else now, they were fucking great for their first album and had a few other tracks across their others as well. Joel, they were by no means one hit wonders.
Orgy – they had a load of great tracks that still sound great today, they’re definitely worth a listen if you like a bit of synth with your metal. And their cover of Blue Monday was fucking brilliant.
As for the others, they’re just names to me, so will keep quiet. But please stop posting such utter shite and start posting news.
creed are a good band. Theres far worse bands that metal hammer praise
Coal Chamber used to get the shit ripped out of them constantly and Dez was a joke according to all the magazines but then they forget about all that when he starts his new (and very overrated) band!
Good ol’ two faced media! Can’t beat it
You are the joke divided, coal chamber were very average but Devildriver could not possibly be overrated and blue monday was total shit
Coal chamber’s first album was good, but nothing compared to the mighty devildriver…..i have never heard of the rest except for Crazy town who were the shittiest band to ever grace mother earth. they were so bad, Bin laden initiated a special department in his club to take them out. fucking horrendous band. the things id rather do than listen to their shit excuse for music is unlimited.
Coal Chamber are much better then Devildriver.
Ben….you need your hearing checked
hahaha orgy are still together and they will be a tour in the close future. i feel this is whole thing is a attack at late 90s where gigs where smokey and crowd surfing was the norm good times
I just dont like Devildriver its called having an opinion different opinion to the majority its not a crime.
Also Spookycore was sweet.
Im not sure how i ended up writing opinion twice.
But Spookycore is still sweet.
Actually, Coal Chamber were the first band to be referred to as ‘nu metal’
Coal Chamber are good but Devildriver are better, Creed should have never got back together, does that mean Alter Bridge are done for.
Creed were good in their own right, but Alter Bridger are way better.
Crazytown should never reform EVER! To this day I cannot believe they ever got featured in a Metal magazine.
shouldn’t limp bizkit be on that list?
lol the only band on there ive heard of is orgy i guess thats a good thing O_o
Human waste project were a good band and i remember seeing them at the 1st uk Ozzfest.
Hmm feeling old now
As for coal Chamber all there songs sounded the same but i can remember how much i liked sway when i 1 st heard it.
Also they always dragged out there songs when they played lived i didn’t mind seeing some of there there female fans tho apart from the huge ones.
Metal Hammer need to stop being two faced and realise that they can’t satisfy everyones needs. They have their opinions, we have ours.
Coal Chamber rule, but Devildriver are Gods
Agreed with Ben, Coal Chamber were far better than Devildriver (who are probably the most overrated band in metal today). Most people who slag off Coal Chamber have heard about three songs by them.
Actually I own albums of four of the bands on that list, and would still say I enjoy listening to three of them.
Fact is, music magazines wanked over all of those bands when they were around first time and if they were to reform tomorrow you’d all start wanking over them again.
cyclefly were Irish!! Not that great, but irish nonetheless =o)
They were Northern Irish, Dave. That makes them British.
wtf
human waste project are amazing
seriously metal hammer dont know wtf they are on about
All these bands are ok compared to almost all R’n'B, Manufactured Pop or Jazz music. All this bands are awful compared to Pantera, Lamb of God and many, many others. Like Einstein said, it’s all relative.
Hey put Boba Flex in there too…when you look like the dwarves from Wizard of Oz on stage ya know something’s wrong…
Why the hell are crazytown on this list? I’m not disputing the fact that they were utter utter dogshit but surely they shouldn’t be classed as metal in the first place! ps has anyone ever heard of H-Bloks – holy crap they were bad!!
Oh come on! Coal Chamber was awesome! I would love to see them perform one last time, but I like DevilDriver better.
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not a fan of none of these bands but: few years ago MH were full of this bands and you were making money on em, now the trends changed and you’re dissing them… that’s a sucker move!
loving the..”Suddenly we felt dizzy, our eyesight went blurry before being encompassed with rage. We shook our monitors screaming “WHY?!””
you metal hammer lot are class acts
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Coal Chamber was much better than Devil Driver, bring them back. They were one of the few bands whose releases I eagerly awaited.
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Human Waste Project were an awesome band, and also on at least a couple of HAMMER cd’s as i recall. Actually, now i come to think of it, so were most of these bands!
You ain’t foolin’ nobody MH! You ain’t always been as metal as you make out!!!
As others have said, Metal Hammer was all over these bands when they were popular…
WTF? A Coal Chamber reformation would be awesome, if only for Nadja Peulen and her sexy bass.
coalchamber was fucking amazing.
I saw Crazy town`s CD in my local Oxfam book shop. £3 was a tad expensive though!
Come my lady,come come my lady…arse! There were some half decent songs on Orgy’s first album,same as Coal Chamber’s debut.To be honest there was a lot of crap about in the mid to late nineties after the whole ‘nu-metal’ scene got rammed down our throats.A band that should never reform…Poison!