9 Songs We’d Like To Be Christmas Number 1 In 2010

terrybezer / News / 22/12/2009 10:17am

jedward_90Rage Against the Machine in 2009. Who do we want to lead the charge in 2010.

1. Anything by Rotting Christ.

2. Metallica – ‘Enter Snowman’

3. Jedward – Entrails Ripped Through A Virgin’s Cunt

4. Dying Fetus – Do They Know It’s Christmas?

5. Anything from Slayer’s ‘Christ Illusion’.

6. Anything by Sleigher.

7. Pantera – ‘Fucking Hostile’.

8. Children Of Bodom – ‘Silent Night, Bodom Night’.

9. Dio – ‘Holy Diver’.

77 Comments


Iron Maiden Killers?
Slayer Hate Worldwide?
Judas Priest Dissident Agressor?
Megadeth Wake Up Dead?
Or how about anything by Anal Cunt?

:D

kill on command- vio-lence

I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died by Anal Cunt I think.

Of that list, it has to be number 3 though.

Given the current Arctic climates, surely something from Blizzard Beasts or At the Heart of Winter by Immortal?

Single of the Weak by InMe

i dont think it should be Dio’s version…… i prefer KSE’s version

NapalmdencH

King Diamond – No Presents For Christmas \m/

Just, no Matto.

Slipknot – Get This would be perfect :P

The Devils Reject

How about spongebobs version of i wanna rock by twisted sister lol

Moshtank

epic!
i may enjoy a similar playlist this xmas lol

Kill the Christian – Deicide

Children Of Bodom All The Way!! <3

Silent Night – Chuck Billy et al!

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Dio… sweet

Silent Night, Bodom Night!

Bob Miller

Put a Donk on It? =D

Sam Ellis - Thompson

I agree that Anal Cunt would be the best option.

I’d like Seth Putnam to write a song entitled “Simon Cowell is an odious Cunt.” I think millions would buy it.

I’d also like to pick up MH on a mistake they have made.

its Entrails Ripped FROM a Virgins Cunt.

THAAAAATS NOT MEEEEETAAAAL!!!!!!

spotmund

hows about Cradle of Filth – Guilded Cunt

get a British band No.1!!!

wade666

pantera use my third arm!

You Suffer – Napalm Death. Now, how fucking funny would it be for next year’s hacks to get beaten by the shortest song ever made, and a grindcore song at that?

There is only one answer for this,Pantera -The Great Southern Trendkill!

Luke (x)

if you think about it Rage only got number 1 because so many people like them. the same achievement couldnt be done with Slayer or Anal Cunt.

if i had to chose id want someone who is respected by all the of the metal community and out of that short list its gotta be Dio. plus it would be great to see him as xmas #1 next year after what will be a tough year ahead for him. so that would be the best and most respectful choice

Michael

@Sam Ellis Thompson
Yes it is FROM but I think it’s a little joke aimed at Jedward.

The Sleigher joke was amazingly cheesy too haha

it has to be fucking hostile! thats brutal :P and a good tribute to dime

I think we should try and get Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter, It only missed out on Xmas no.1 last time because of its release date, Im sure trhough the internet we could actually do it this time

Addie Slade

CANNIBAL CORPSE- I CUM BLOOD AND THERE ALREADY A RISING FACEBOOK GROUP FOR IT! cause imaging the grannies faces when there forced to blare that out at the family Christmas do as it on the Christmas number ones album lol

Evile – Thrasher all money can go to Mikes family

Rammstein- Pussy
nuff said

Bob Miller

i have to agree with luke

<3 you Dio :(

Seopher

Yes Mark that’d be awesome

Peace Sells!

Its got a message, like Rage’s stuff!

Michael

I think Nemecic would be an awesome Rotting Christ song, it’s got a kickass melody over everything else, done well, recorded well, and anthemic. It’d sound lovely mashed between Silent Night Bodom night and Pussy

I don’t see why the metal community is so shocked; it only takes 400,000 of us spending a few quid to get us what we want for the Christmas singles. Why not elect a FEW songs each year, then buy those and DOMINATE the charts? particularly un-or-minimally signed acts?

i thought this wasnt about domination of the charts, it was just to stop xfactor getting xmas number one again… and Rage’s song had a message to it, trying to get ‘i cum blood’ to the top of the charts is a bit of a disrespect… instead of it becoming an annoyance to people, i will just be pulled from the charts

Schuldi

Why not Megadeth – How The Story Ends ????

BelieveInChrist

sign of the cross,headcrusher,washington is next,THE TROOPER!!!,The sound of truth,jihad

it’s gotta be…Steel Panther – Community Property :)

get the darkness to christmas number 1! they missed out last time and i was bloody gutted:P

Toby Goodger

reuben christmas is awesome anyone????

Venom – Black XMas
Spinal Tap – Christmas with the Devil
Blitzkrieg – Santa (“Santa’s gonna grope you/Sanata’s gonna rape you…”)

Or alternatively, anything by Manowar. Especially Hail and Kill, Die for Metal, Violence and Bloodshed or Hail to England.

Where Strides The Behemoth

Rotting Christ!!!!!!!! finally some respect!!!

Please please can we all do GOD HATES US ALL!!??

anything by torsofuck or anal cunt because of the way my eyes would light up just hearing them say torsofuck or anal cunt on the radio.

W.A.S.P. – animals (fuck like a beast)
haha awesome at xmas time

Insurrection Rising – Savage Messiah!! :D
anything by Municipal Waste or Gama Bomb
anything by Testament :O

Aesthictics of Hate. Sends the right kind of message to Mr Cowell.

Crap! i mean Aesthetics of Hate.

walk by pantera…it would be the tribute of all tributes!!

walk by pantera…would be the tribute of all tributes

The song which has popped into my head is the Christmas song Type O Negative did called Red Water (Christmas Mourning). Or what about Christian Woman?

Or on thre other side of the coin – K.I.N.G by Satyricon? A nice groovy butt shaking tune about the devil on the celebration of the birth of Christ?

nailmann

american head charge loyalty??? daycent tune..

thetompkins

wow, no one falling for Matto’s obvious troll? Oh, right, this isn’t Blabbermouth.

MikeBean

Simple…

PEOPLE = SHIT

Awesome

Chris Ward

Something off Rob Halford’s Christmas album – satisfy both camps then.

Or anything by Napalm Death.

Wilfium

Got to be Fucking Hostile!

Like people have said before, there’s no point in trying to get everyone to buy Cannibal Corpse or Anal Cunt or anything that is overtly offensive to all and sundry… it won’t work because most will not buy it.

RATM’s song had a message and it was funny – this year.

2010’s song needs to be either;

1: a christmas song by a metal band
2: a sensibly named song by a metal band with a message
3: Bohemian Rhapsody by the Muppets

That’s my 2p :)

Dina Disaster.

I think, Deathstars. Or maybe Nightwish. Possibly even some Eluveitie!

Steviepunk

I’d only join another campaign to get a No.1 song if it’s to stop the XFactor again… other wise I don’t really care what goes on in the charts.

However, if a song was required to send out a message to the industry and/or XFactor, then it should be “Business” by Biohazard.

“Music’s for you and me, not the f***ing industry”

How about”God Was Never On Your Side”,a motorhead classic in the making. KNOB OUT!

Megadeth – Endgame

Machine Head – Imperium?
“Hear Me Now! These words I vow, I will be different”

SMK 2K9

Slayer – Raining Blood ’nuff said

Danny-Ray

Any good metal song that shows some antitheism will be good, Slayer’s Disciple, Black Label Society’s Counterfeit God. Or even just something extreme like Pray for Villains by DevilDriver.
If we really make another strike out against the X-Factor, I’d love to see us make the number 1 ‘The Heretic Anthem’ by Slipknot!

Ben price

A Death metal christmas with such classics as:

Kataklysm – Christmas time, missletoe and carnage

Hate Eternal – Silent night, (cuz i ripped out her tounge)

Canniba corpse – Christmas is comming Blood

Deicide – Jesus roasting on an open fire

Six feet under – Im dreaming of a crimson christmas

Dethklok – walkin in a winter Graveyard

XD

Bucka D

Austrian Death Machine – Jingle bells
or
Anything of Korpiklaani

Get into the spirit lol

Coops – Go Die.
Inme are shit.
Single of the weak is shit.
Get some goddamn metal in your life: some Megadeth or Lamb of God.

As Jurgen would say – AIIIIEEEEE!

Pantera – fucking hostile, it’s just legendary

Basicly anything pantera!

Johnny Metal

The song choice of metal is great this year. I hope the metal community does this again! I’d love to see these songs top charts:

Megadeth – This Day We Fight
Rage Against the Machine – Testify
Slayer – Hate Worldwide
Metallica – Judas Kiss
Iron Maiden – These Colours Don’t Run
Dream Theater – This Dying Soul

or best of all….

…Dio- STAND UP & (FUCKING) SHOUT!!!

Crazyblade

Fuckin’ Hostile ftw!!

Number of the Beast. On the single cover they should have Eddie as Santa.

slipknot-surfacing

slipknot-surfacing FUCK ALL

I think that since RATM thing was first time, everybody wanted to do that. Next year there’ll be million and a half different songs people want as no. 1 and x factor will win.

For Christmas 2010 please join my group for Cannibal Corpse for Christmas No.1

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=219454965535

Heartametal

SILENT NIGHT BODOM NIGHT

We should get Korpiklaani, Happy Little Boozer. Quite appropriate I think.

Living Next Door to Alice (Who the Fuck is Alice?) by smokie

the one with roy chubby brown

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