Axl Rose’s Rider
That’s right, we know what Axl wants to tea… amongst other things. See what Axl Rose demands back stage in his dressing room.
Here’s what Axl Rose wants in his rider and backstage in his dressing room:
1) Dressing room to all black and decorated with fresh roses 18 of red and white each
2) Champagne
3) vodka
4) tequila (Patron Anejo)
5) red wine
6) beer (6 X Lucky Budha beer, Grolsch and Checkvar)
7) room must include dark shades
8 ) a bed
9) a sofa
10) a coffee table
11) six lamps and a rug.
12) black napkins
13) a blender
14) a juice maker
15) a kettle
16) paper tissues
17) 18 glasses (for wine and champagne)
18) 15 glasses for ’stiff drinks’
19) 40 paper glasses
20) six cutlery sets
21) two bottle openers and corkscrews
22) one large and two smaller bread knives
23) salt and pepper mills
24) olive oil
25) Balsamic vinegar
26) soy sauce
27) two bear-shaped tubes of honey,
28) Jose Cuervo mixed cocktail drink
29) Red Bull
30) Coca-Cola
31) 7 Up
32) a carton of orange juice
33) Pellegrino mineral water and Smart Water (?!)
34) Fruit: bananas, apples, strawberries, raspberries, water melons, mangos and grapefruits
35) veg misc: carrot, celery, cucumbers
36) various kinds of crackers
37) seven kinds of cheese
38) Jam
39) condiments: mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard
40) white bread
41) dinner: roast chicken, two portions of medium rare filet mignon, Cesar salad, four cheeseburgers and a spinach salad.
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If he could actually remember the words to his own songs he wouldn’t need the dark shades – they’re only there so he doesn’t draw attention to the fact his eyes don’t move from the autocue.
what a porker!
Not surprised he’s turned into a porker!
The fat get!
#39) condiments: mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard
NO MENTION OF BROWN SAUCE?!?! :O
39) condiments: mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard
NO MENTION OF BROWN SAUCE?!?! :O
Perhaps he comes on late when he only gets 6 kinds of cheese?
Damn. No wonder hes so big!
Not quite fair… it is the rider for the whole band rather than just him.
And is hardly anything weird of massive. I mean, Madonna has a cardboard cut out of the pope in her dressing rooms xD
2 questions:
1) What the hell is a paper glass?
2) What the hell is smart water?
dressing room to be black + black tissues? so he can see his spunk better? that would be a good explanation, he’s wanking for an hour and a half solid before every gig!
this may actually be the most normal looking rider I’ve ever seen, for instance, green day wanted 100 black towels – what the fuck are you planning on doing with 100 black towels?
I dont get this from metal hammer, you guys seem to be constantly posting articles that heavily portray avl rose in a negative light – this one failed because theres nothing really there that is that wierd…. but seriously it’s getting to the point of hack journalism and it’s shit! I dont want rock and metal stars getting the fucking news of the world treatment.. actual interesting posts would be far more appreciated!
I honestly thought you guys were above this kinda shit!
should stick a clock with local time on that rider.
Hammer, I love you guys, but how long is this going to continue? Axl Rose is a boring man. Boring boring boring. Is there really nothing else going on that we can talk about? Please?
Six lamps and a rug!!!!!
Rock and fucking roll!
You’re shittin’ me. What a fuckstick!
Wot? no Lithium?
I notice that Dr. Pepper is not on that list…
Please tell me this is a bad joke…
isnt smartwater that thing that lets you find your stuff if it get stolen?
probably a joke about him robbing fans in there
MattC: lmao
1) This probably isn’t real. Just another shot at Axl.
2) As pointed out previously, this is a whole band’s rider. Not just Axl.
yeah…. thats pretty normal hammer.
except this ‘two bear-shaped tubes of honey,’ that sounds … strange.
Isn’t Smart Water that anti-theft device that shows up under ultra-violet light and stays on you for years?
And MattC: Love it!
Lucky Beer is awesome, that’s all I have to say on this matter.
It’s no wonder he’s always late. It takes him an hour just to make sure everything is there, and then he’s got a whole buffet back there to pig out on. A-hole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9F2dt9iwfw
Forgot to add the Dildo for his ass
He better not act like a dick in London when my girlfriend see’s him next month