Devildriver’s Dez Fafara: “I Won’t Tattoo My Penis. I’m Italian, So It’s Huge”

jamesgill / Features (Spanish Inquisition), Interviews, News / 08/03/2010 14:48pm

DevildriverHammer asks Devildriver some probing questions, and get more than we bargained for! Read a preview inside and get the full feature in this month’s Metal hammer – on sale now!

Dez, is your penis covered in tattoos?
Joel, via metal hammer.co.uk
Dez: “No. I won’t cover my penis. I’m Italian, so it’s huge. It’d take two dudes an hour to tattoo that thing. That’s a lot of pain. Nothing touches my penis except me and my wife, or an occasional dirty toilet seat when you sit down in the bathroom.”

What’s the best women’s mag to wank to when you don’t have access to porn?
Tim, from Hounslow
Jeff: “Ooh, good question. There’s a ton of magazines. In the US we don’t have the freedom that you guys have in the UK. Maybe Victoria’s Secret or the Sears cata- logue from 1981? Ha ha! Would you consider Maxim to be pornographic?”
Dez: “I don’t really look at magazines and jack off. It’s so weird to me. My mind is so fucking filthy, I can conjure up the most insane, hanging upside-down, fetish spanking crazy shit. Fuck magazines. In my mind I’ve already been there, so I just pick out a few moments from the past and implement them. Immediately! Ha ha ha!”
Jeff: “This is the informa- tion the fans want to know!”

Get DevilDriver’s full Spanish Inquisition in this month’s issue of Metal hammer – on sale now!

3 Comments


Alcapwned444

hahahahahhahahahaha nice.

Noone cares, Dez

No one cares about your pin dick i guess being italian its on your head also.

Add Comment


* denotes a required field.