Eddie Van Halen drunk
Warning: This will destroy your ideas about Eddie Van Halen.
This is the link to an MP3 of Eddie Van Halen being interviewed on US radio, and the only thing that he makes clear is that he is utterly trolleyed.
This audio interview includes a story – drunkenly related – about how sprinklers ruined his garage door, how many cars he has, what wine he likes, and a whole lot of other slightly hard to understand stuff. Enjoy.