Five Finger Death Punch Find Zoltan
The guitarist has returned safe and sound and will be joining the band on tour as of tomorrow.
5FDP guitarist Zoltan Bathory has returned home safe and relatively sound after his weekend escapades in Las Vegas. The band had reported the guitarist to the authorities and sent out a worldwide hunt for the axe-slinger via a public statement and thankfully, he has now been found.
A band statement reads: “We just talked to him and although he sounded somewhat incoherent, he says he’ll be fine and the tour will start as planned tomorrow!! Sorry if he worried anyone!”
Has anyone else got visions of 5FDP like the guys in ‘The Hangover’? “We can’t leave the baby in there, Zoltan! There’s a fucking tiger in the next room!”
Five Finger Death Punch (complete with Zoltan Bathory) will be in the UK in November for a co-headline tour with Shadows Fall. Check out Zoltan Bathory’s track-by-track guide to ‘War Is The Answer’ here and our own first impressions here.
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I was kind of hoping for a cooler story than this but he’s safe at least.
Oh well, maybe on of you metal heads out there could make up a more exciting story for me?
Exciting story:
Had ALOT of drinks
Went home
Sat around
Got ‘found’
Exciting enough? ;D
This reeks of a publicity stunt. He got pissed and “went missing”. Right before the start of a tour too – sounds a bit dodgy!
@ Diablo
I was totally thinking the same. A bit of coincidence considering their album has just came out and their upcoming tour, he didnt show up married to a whore/stripper!
rock n’ fuckin roll eh?
“Where were you dude?”
“Errrrr…………I was takin’ a shit!!!”
That’s like a guy I knew when I was a kid. He’d been out 2 nights straight and woke up in a tree. Got back home to his parents at about 11am had something to eat and was back out again at 12pm for more drinks and a night out. lol
Good 2 hear hes alright
FFDP r 1 of the best new bands today
Phew i was literally scared
my theory is that aliens came and wanted him to open the sky to relase there mothership and
he was sworn to secrecy!!!!!
or he got drunk n screwed sum hoes
either way is awsome
Bought FFDP’s album today, fuckin brilliant and @Craigus, “woke up in a tree” WTF! Is your mate a cat or something? lol.
Adrian – here’s what happened.
So Zoltan was sitting in a bar, and of course was knockin back some brew. When he decided it was time to leave he walked outside but was picked up in an old car by some random people.
These people then held him hostage and beat him with (insert object here.)
After this Zoltan, being a BAMF, freed himself and opened a can of mad kung fu wooop asss.
Then he stole a small childs trike and rode home safely into the sunset.
Or something.