Hair Metal: Those With Do’s And Those With Don’ts
We wondered what some of the most iconic hair-dos in metal would look shaved. We also gave some baldies new hair!
That dude from the Mars Volta.
Children Of Bodom’s Alexi Laiho
Alice Cooper
Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine
Whitesnake’s David Coverdale
Disturbed’s David Draiman
Strapping Young Lad’s Devin Townsend
Biohazard’s Evan Seinfeld
Dimmu Borgir’s Galder
Don’t forget to look at our Hrad Rock Eyebrows feature!
Hatebreed’s Jamey Jasta
Slayer’s Kerry King
Avenged Sevenfold’s M Shadows
Bring Me The Horizon’s Oli Sykes
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I think I speak on behalf of all readers when I say DO SOME REAL WORK!
This is terrible!!! Please somebody give MH some news to report on!!!
oli sykes looks like a penis, alice cooper looks like leonard nemoy and alexi laiho looks like sinead o connor haha…
yyeah i agree with the two lads. this is just arsin about with photoshop like. not really news..
Oli Sykes looks really scarey
David Coverdale looks like an evil Patrick Stewart
S’pose there’s nothing else to do in the MH office, given we’re sick of beating the Sonisphere vs Download rumours to death.
Im guessing Metalhammer got some new employees in…because seriously…these posts have been shit the last few weeks….go fuck Sonisphere you wankers.
Look’s like someone has a bit to much time on there hands……..
Really guys? This is stupid and poorly done. Come on, you’re better than this.
HAHAHA!! Brilliant XD keep it up guys dont listen to these serious people… obviously no sense of humor
fucking genius hammer!
remember devin townsend did actually have long blonde hair back in the early nighties!
David Coverdale looks like scott weiland, and laiho looks like a skag-head!
Can you do DIO with a mohawk?
Lmao! some people need to stop moaning jeez get some humour in ya, this is hilarious hammer!!
Those editing skills will win awards you know…
give a job at mh hq..could do with free cds and gig tickets and obviously sitting around messing about on pcs all day doctoring pictures !!
me even…thats my job application totally fucked!!
Alice Cooper looks like Spock and David Coverdale looks like a cross between Jean Luc Picard and Frasier.
Scott Ian needs an afro.
mustaine and jasta the best ajajajajaj
hrrrm…. Well I guess it’s more interesting than the whole eyebrow thing you did
Without wishing to disrespect the mighty KK, I do believe he looks a little like Jack Black.
haha m shadows kinda looks like bobby blitz from overkill
This IS genius!
LEARN TO USE PHOTOSHOP. THIS IS THE WORST EDITING I HAVE EVER SEEN. MY 7 YEAR OLD CAN DO BETTER.
SERIOUSLY.
you guys look REALLY bored
lol silly hammer shouldnt you be working….ah who am i to judge…im always on Mh when i should be working
XD Gill, this is bizzare.
Hammer probably should be working, but if anybody can find an office or school who ISN’T winding down for Christmas, then they deserve a prize
Hope you’re having fun, guys
Also, I reckon Oli Sykes looks a bit like Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later (post head-shaving, naturally)
I laughed a lot. Alexi Laiho still looks hot imo. I love how the quality of editing goes from bad to worse the further down the page you get. What happened, did the boss walk in? Hahaha.
P.s I went to see the mars volta a few days ago. There were many ‘fros present.
I lol’d at the Devin Townsend one. His hair has, most recently, been completely shaved. The SYL hair was classic, though.
alexi still has hair, its just on his shoulder.
Mustaine looks epic!
that would be awesome if mustaine looked like that. also shadows looks like shawn micheals used to!
wow alexi looks like a junkie in that and if u wanna see what kerry looked like when he had hair look at the back of ur Raining blood album n ull see if u dont have that album go kill urself
Okay, you’ve had your fun, now get back to work!
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Matt Shadows looks quite good with hair, he could be in Bon Jovi. Dave Mustaine looks like an evil genius!
And Oli Sykkes still looks like a bellend.
magic thats fuckin funny, good job hammer
u guys r fucking boring get a fucking sense of humor stop winging
alexi looks way cooler
haha shadows looks…
KEZZER KING LOOKS LIKE SXC
That’s hilarious! And I loved the eyebrow one as well. Seriously, I’d rather Hammer did some messing around than just endless seriousness. Since they still do bring us news and interviews and everything, I see nothing wrong with having a good laugh.
Dimmu Borgir gone deathcore HAHAHA no, I too would find that frightening.
Shouldn’t the guys at MH be working!?
James Hetfield would have ended up here, had he not cut his hair.. Coverdale looks like he would fit in X-men as the professor.. lol
how did you forget slash
Alexi looks better with long hair.
And for everyone who is complaining about MH not doing any news. Thats what you buy the magazine for.
ews and interviews and everything
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Nice mullett on Biohazard’s Evan Seinfeld