Hard Rock Eyebrows: Those Who Do/Those Who Don’t
That’s right, after noticing that Jon Bon Jovi and Marilyn Manson had no eyebrows, we decided to do an eyebrow swap with some prominent rockers…
Here’s Marilyn Manson if he had Beyonce’s eyebrows and was in a band with lots of goth Beyonces…
Here are a few people without their eyebrows… Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy
Dave Navarro from Red Hot Chilli Peppers
David Draiman
Jared Leto
Kat von D
Scott Weiland
And here are a few who don’t have quite as much brow as we’d like to see…
Jon Bon Jovi
Axl Rose
David Draiman
Vince Neil (Motley Crue)
And while doing Jared Leto we noticed that one of the other dudes in 30 Seconds To Mars has ridiculous eybrows, so we wipped ‘em off…
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Slow news day then chaps?
Someone must have been REALLLLLY bored.
Hammer using it’s time productively as always I see…
Angela looks strangely good without eyebrows actually… xP
Has someone just discovered photoshop ?
I mean this in the nicest possible way, but I’d be ashamed to put my name to an article like that unless it was in Smash Hits. Hold on, I am on the right site, right?
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I’m not even joking.
Hugh, smash hits is the mag for you then…
While you were ‘doing’ 30STM?
Axl Rose one is hilarious. So’s the Vince Neil one. Hahaha.
lol, I never even noticed some of these. After looking closer, Dave Draiman looks better without them.
@Will – those were my exact words.
Did someone have a few-too-many shandy’s at the office Christmas Lunch today?
Go see Rammstein on tour – nobody in the audience will have eyebrows left after that.
Why Hammer, why??????????
Useless article in all honesty, but I don’t care. I chuckled.
I swear that dave guy isnt in the red hot chili’s.
This is damn funny!
Dave Navarro is in Jane’s Addiction
Yes, Dave is now in Jane’s Addiction, but he used to play in RHCP too.
HAMMER!!!! WTF?????
bon jovi looks like a fuckin drag queen…
It may not have any news worth, but still it’s funny xD.
god damn kat von d is still fucking hot
Everyone loaves a bit of eyebrow…
Or is that just me?
Hrrrrm this has made me think… What would some of the great metal artists look without their beards and stuff…
Can’t imagine Lemmy or the ZZ top guys.
@ MrBob: Lemmy has had all facial hair shaved off more than once. Do a little searching, you’ll find it. Actually if I’m not mistaken, he is clean shaven for the album ‘Snake Bite Love’.
Hilarious. Plain damn hilarious. Call me stupid, but I love articles like this.
Man, you guys must have been seriously fucked up.