Heavy Metal Porn! The Top 15 Naughtiest Music Videos
So Rammstein have just made the rudest music video ever (‘rudest’ being a euphamism for hardcore pornography), but rock and metal have always liked a bit of pRon in their music videos…
Here’s our list, and links to the videos themselves, so sit back and get ready for a rollercoaster of girls, tits and oily midriffs…
*** Warning*** Some of the videos have had all the rude bits taken out for YouTube, sorry.
1) Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently
2) Motley Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls
3) Buckcherry – Crazy Bitch
4) Marilyn Manson (s)AINT
5) Nine Inch Nails – Closer
6) Steel Panther – Community Property
7) The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up
8 ) Metallica – Turn The Page
9) Hollywood Undead – Undead
10) Marilyn Manson – Heart Shaped Glasses
11) Gorgoroth: ‘Carving A Giant’
12) Helix – Gimme Good Lovin
13) Satyricon – Fuel For Hatred
Placebo – Protege Moi
14) Probot – Shake Your Blood
15) And of course Rammstein’s Pussy (If you’re at work or don’t like porn, or Rammstein, Beez gives you a blow-by-blow (fnar fnar) account of what happens in the video, here: Work-Safe Rammstein – ‘Pussy’ synopsis
Good Non-Metal Naughties:
t.A.T.u – eliy Plashchik
Duran Duran – girls On film
Nelly – Tip Drill
Britney – Womaniser
Madonna – Justify My Love
The Cribs – Men’s Needs
Bjork – Pagan Poetry
Hilary Duff – Reach Out







I think you should add Endevreafter`s “baby baby baby” to that list!
How about Necrophagias video for Bloodfreak? The end is awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLyUH0MkUAI
Good ‘pRon’ videos you say? xD
Hilary Duff – Reach Out….or not lol
1) Tenacious D – Fuck Her Gently – Oh my, this is so sweet and hilarious. Never seen before and love it. But naughty? We are grown up people here, come on!
2) Motley Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls – Video is boring, I mean really boring.
3) Buckcherry – Crazy Bitch – Even more boring than Girls, Girls, Girls. Naughty for 7 y/o but only because they are swearing. Boring, boring, boring.
4) Marilyn Manson (s)AINT – I’m not a fan, so it was a torture, but he did it. Naughty! Sorry need a break for puking.
5) Nine Inch Nails – Closer -?
6) Steel Panther – Community Property – Yes, yes, yes! Video’s great. Ironic and truthful. But naughty? For adult?
7) The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up – not full, don’t have an opinion.
8 ) Metallica – Turn The Page – I am a fan! Love them, video is great, Metallica always make good videos, very social (did I mention that I was a fan?) It’s not naughty at least not more than the real life is, “sad but true”… I would mark it as a piece of art (ok, I am a fan, don’t forget it).
9) Hollywood Undead – Undead – Sorry, it’s stupid like a home video made by nerdy schoolboys. Even Girls, Girls, Girls looks classy comparing to this misunderstanding…
10) Marilyn Manson – Heart Shaped Glasses – No, not Manson again. Twice a day. You’re killing me. Ok, I almost liked the song. Then “sex”, “blood”, “burning car”, “suicide”… Not even close to (s)AINT.
11) Gorgoroth: ‘Carving A Giant’- On my opinion it looks rather sick than naughty.
12) Helix – Gimme Good Lovin – Naughty somewhen in 80th.
13) Satyricon – Fuel For Hatred – Close to naughty. Would be real naughty for those who haven’t seen snakes (real snakes, not metaphorical), boobs (not real but silicon) and red paint (I believe it supposed to be not real blood) before.
Placebo – Protege Moi – ?
14) Probot – Shake Your Blood – I almost fell asleep. I begin to think that I was unfair to Girls, Girls, Girls, it was not that boring, depends to what compare…
15) Rammstein’s Pussy – And the winner is… Not a fan of Rammstien, not a fan of porn. But that was really naughty. I could say that they are completely out of their minds, but the truth is they are too smart. I believe that it was a very good planned act. They’ve made this video, put it up on the web and these 2 days everybody around me are talking only about Rammstein and I should admit that I haven’t heard about them for ages. Good work!
what about cradles “cradle to enslave” video?
Well mentioned pogo.
And don’t forget December Wolves “Porn Again Christian”.
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also unedited version of tainted love would deserve a spot on here too
The video for Mother North is way naughtier (and nastier) than Fuel For Hatred. Both songs kick ass though!
What about Danzigs ” Wicked Pussycat”?
Okay so, they actually have a “non metal” section but they include Hollywood Undead and The Prodigy in the regular section?
Nice
Persaonally ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ is the greatest music video ever!
Also I really like the Helix track, will have to check out more
As much as I love them both, but The Prodigy is not metal, as much as Electro, and if it’s the same Placebo as I know, they’re a lot more alternative than Metal.
That aside, All good songs.
i think that … “pussy – rammstein” .. is number one..
great job Metal Hammer!
I guess Mother north is better by satyricon
What about December Wolves’ “Porn Again Christian”…. that video was so unbelievably sick!