Howard Jones Porn Star Story Emerges
There’s a hell of a lot of he-said, she-said tittle-tattle going on right now about why the Killswitch Engage frontman has left the current KsE tour. Find out all inside!
It has been alleged by ThePRP.com that Killswitch Engage frontman Howard Jones has left the current tour because he has impregnated US porn starlet, Allie Foster. We’ve never seen you reach for Google Image Search quicker.
It’s worth noting that the Killswitch Engage are yet to comment on the situation officially (because we don’t want to get ourselves into the shit on this one) but Foster’s Twitter timeline has made the following posts in chronological order:
- “Howard Jones of Killswitch engage, meet TMZ and your bitter baby momma coming with sweet sweet fuckin revenge you dirtbag.”
Pretty full-on, don’t you think? Following this, this ’sort-of’ retraction was made:
- “I lied. I’m fat, not pregnant. But Howard really still is a dirtbag. 
had to get him back somehow!”
Still with us? Good, good. The final posting from Foster reads:
- “I DID NOT POST ANY OF THAT MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED. THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER POSTS UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.”
Both Killswitch Engage and Howard Jones are yet to comment on this situati0n.
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Er, I take it back – guess it IS a slow news day.
who actually gives a fuck?
I agree with bigdumbsex. Also Soundgarden rock.
jesus it really is a slow day for news! more importantly, the new High On Fire album is out and it fucking rules!
Howars Jones is an actual legend
Sorry, I thought this was Metal Hammer, the music site? When did you become The Sun?! What a load of tabloid bollocks. Find some proper news to tell us instead of shit talking and spreading gossip. Wow, rock star bangs porn star – how original.Yeurch.
She’s a bit of a munter as well …
i agree with EG, shouldnt really be news on hammer.
still hilarious though. “I lied. I’m fat, not pregnant” is a genius hack lol
who knocks up a pornstar?
a fat one at that
sorry howard, but you could have done better mate..
At first i thought this was gonna be about howard being a pornstar
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this is relevant to metal hammer! it’s important to know why he’s left KSE cos he’s one of the biggest legends out there even if KSE is a bit meh most of the time
Played Howard, played.
Yeah this all blatant shit! But quite amusing I guess, if he has fucked a pornstar good on him, and if he got her preggaz then I guess unlucky, either way I on’t really like kse and never really will so party on!!! Download woaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
please join the group ROB ZOMBIE:PLAY THE UK on facebook…..
cheers
and it just goes to prove if you are in a band however ugly you are there is a possiblity of getting a woman…wheres my local guitar shop?
howard is sex on legs…. in every way. Allie was a lucky girl. other twits say she didn’t think she could conceive. she’s happy i’m led to believe. he’s taking the proverbial big time.. get off her case and his… else we lose the awesome fit that us rock chicks love and who you guys ought to respect as one talented singer.
I wouldn’t touch Howard with a 10 foot pole if he really does have an STD like all the groupies are claiming. Yeesh. Otherwise, yes, he is “sex on legs” as you so elegantly put it. HA!
More like SEXually transmitted diseases on legs.