Lamb Of God: “Why Would You Want To Even Wake Up In England?”
Here is a sample of the Lamb Of God interview in the latest Metal Hammer, out now!
What are your favourite mock porn titles, like Rambone or Womb Raider?
Luke (x), via metalhammer.co.uk
Randy: “Weapons Of Ass Destruction!”
John: “That’s a great one. And that’s real! You should check it out.”
Chris: “Frankenpenis! Edward Penishands!”
John: “I don’t look at porn.”
Chris and Randy: “Ha ha ha!”
Does Randy spend hours in front of the mirror practicing his sour face or does it come naturally?
Woodhouse, via metalhammer.co.uk
John: “Yes. To both.”
Randy: “Yes. I preen and primp and make sure I look sufficiently disgruntled whenever I leave the bus. But I came out looking that way as well.”
Chris: “It just comes from being Randy Blythe.”
Randy: “It comes from being in Lamb Of God for 15 years. That’s enough to make you sour faced.”
Why do you all look so fucking miserable?
James, from London
Randy: “BECAUSE WE’RE IN FUCKING ENGLAND!”
Chris: “We’re in England. It’s cold. There’s no sun. People look like they all just got out of a fight.”
John: “It sucks.”
Chris: “The food sucks. Everything’s just slathered with mayonnaise.”
John and Randy: “Ha ha ha ha!”
Chris: “It’s just difficult to even wake up. Why would you want to even wake up in England?”
Do you have an exact date and time the South will rise again?
Alex, from Windsor
Randy: “It does every morning in my bunk!”
John: “Again: go fuck yourself. Next question.”
What’s the best women’s mag to wank to when you don’t have access to porn?
king nothing, via metalhammer.co.uk
Randy: “Who beats off to magazines anymore? Jesus fucking Christ…”
Chris: “You mean like [US sewing mag] McCalls?”
Randy: “Ha ha ha!”
John: “The memory bank is full of much better things than pictures can even be taken of at this point!
Randy: “Who even looks at magazines? People who have never been laid, that’s who!”
John: “People who go fuck themselves? We should probably end this with a big ‘Go fuck yourself!’”
You can read the whole interview in the latest issue of Metal Hammer.
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