Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 10

It’s eviction day in today’s episode of Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera. Who will go: Marilyn Manson or Angela Gossow?

Imagine if Fred Durst, Adam D, Varg Vikernes, David Draiman, Kat Von D, Axl Rose, Angela Gossow, Marilyn Manson, Jurgen Toksvig, Gerard Way and Oli Sykes went into the Big Brother house. Here’s day 10!

Last night Axl Rose started to make toast. After getting the bread out of the bag, he asked Oli Sykes to put it in the toaster, asked Adam D to turn it on and Fred Durst to butter it. Despite getting this far, he decided he wanted flora not butter, so rudely dismissed everyone. He then asked Gerard Way to put a new piece of toast in the toaster, asked Jurgen to butter it and after much dithering decided Manson should spread the jam. When it was done Rose left it on the side and looked at it for 11 hours.

“Big Brother house, this is Davina,” says Big Brother host, Davina McCall. “You are live on MHTV, please do not swear.” “Fuck you, English koksuger!” shouts Jurgen, waving his fist furiously.

Angela holds hands with Marilyn Manson. Manson tries to put her hand in his mouth.

“The public have been voting all week and the first person to leave the Big Brother house is…” Davina then leaves a pause that’s so long Axl could make an album in it. “Angela! Angela, you have thirty seconds to say your goodbyes, I’m coming to get you!”

Angela goes to say her goodbyes but everyone has already shrugged their shoulders and walked away in indifference. Gerard Way sees this as a good excuse to have a cry. Kat Von D gives Angela a hug. “Bye, bye, Angela! You can have my favourite baked bean for good luck on the way out,” says Kat, placing a potato in Angela’s hand.

Come back over the weekend to see how the group cope with Gossow’s departure.