Will this be a daily occurance? I hope so.

Hmm…
Axl Rose would arrive late

someone please sack beez all he does is come out with boring shit I could do a million times better job

i mega lol’d at the adam d thing haha

This was huge amounts of win.

But…but…you’re so good at serving Big Macs, sweetheart. x

i like this, keep it going

keep this up,

is that your come back? seriously lame, no wonder you ran away from me at sonisphere when i went to confront you

Absolutely. Because I’m totally aware of who you are and what you look like. And why were you confronting me, exactly?

You have to keep doing this!

And get your art designer to make a comic as well

HAHAHA! Right on! Hope that this is a daily thing! Would love to follow this shit, its so exciting!

sonisphere festival 2nd stage you was walking along with that blonde woman you was with on hms hammer and i shouted out to you, as soon as you saw me you ran off and that woman had to run after you, seriously you are such a pussy, you really need to grow up

presumably varg ends up burning the place down after ripping each bit of flesh from Gerard’s presumably already cut up body?

come on now children play nice.
I have a suspicion that Manson will eat Oli though.

ohhhhhhhhhhh the fucks goings on here?

You guy really need to get a life lol

you deleted my message already was at the 2nd stage the saturn one you was with the blonde woman you was with on hms hammer (when me and my mate were standing on the tables next to you during anthrax), you walked up and i shouted at you as soon as you saw me you started running off leaving the woman to catch up with you

this would only get better if they invited dave mustain and kirk hammet to the house or bullet for my valentine and rob zombie

and confronting you over you trying to start a fight online just because of my own opinion, you get all arsey and start saying stuff like you will beat me up, seriously dude grow up

That response is so stupid, I shouldn’t even respond but I will regardless. Guess what, if you shout at someone at a festival, they may not always hear you.

If I’ve offended you by not hearing you and you wanted a chat about metal and what-not, I apologise. If you wanted to get confrontational with me and I’d have heard you shout at me in that manner, I would have stoppped to hear you out and put you right on anything you have to say

For now though, feel free to continue being the only person on this thread not enjoying this joke. It makes you sound like a hell of a lot of fun.

king of heavy metal u need to grow up. if u don’t like it fuck off to terrorizer or something

Catfight anyone?

Lol this is infinity times better than the tripe known as Big Brother. Seriously, I read whose in it and theres no one of any true significance in it. Would rather sit through Gilmore Girls. Adam D would be a killer housemate aswell lol

Pretty damn funny, keep it up.
@king of heavy metal, actually that was a pretty funny comeback, this argument is making me lol more than the item itself.

only a very few of my favourite albums were there so I was forced to choose DragonForce for the lulz

I know this has nothing to do with big brother shizz but I saw the poll at the side and figured i’d talk about it XD

he probably thought what a horrible sight

dude pretty hard to reply when you keep deleting my posts

I agree with king of heavy metal, i’m not a fan of beze stuff but this is pretty shoddy even for him.

@king of heavy metal COME ON MAN! this is pretty funny, leave beez alone!

Wow you guys really don’t have a sense of humour do you?

Thats cuz metal is serious business.
And so is the internet, its not to be taken lightly.

him? top of the poll? more like top of the pops VOTE FOR METAL

King, you’ve unfortunately chosen the wrong post to criticise Beez cause this one was actually quite good!

But like I’ve said recently, thankgod the magazines aren’t filled with this shit!

Lol’s this thread is made doubly funny by the dude holding the grudge with terybezer :’) don’t worry I like the concept n lmao at the Adam D bit :L tbh the only reason I’m even vaguely interested in the Celeb BB on tv now is Vinnie Jones xD the man was a Leeds legend!!! And that line from x-men 3 always sticks haha ‘DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!… I’M THE JUGGERNAUT B@TCH!’ oh btw metal thread or not… Did you guys hear we beat the scum 1-0?! Muahahahahaha

will MH be covering CBB when Vinnie Jones knocks Alex Reid unconcious and yells shut up you fairy

XD supremely silly Beez

Also, King Of Heavy Metal must have a face-arse, cos that’s where he’s consistantly talked out of on the Hammer comment sections

Gerard Way should be first elimination as he’s not metal =P

Next, Fred Durst, he ain’t metal either.

Funny, and king of heavy metal, if Terry’s the pussy, why didn’t you chase him?

Just to let you guys know that your Album Of The Decade poll is being mass-voted by the HIM Street Team, I’d consider discounting a lot of the HIM votes, the same happened with your Magazine Cover Poll, I don’t really think it’s fair on the other bands and the albums that are lower down are much more worthy of a win.

^ What The QMeister said. I’d wondered how there were so many HIM fans voting on these things. 25%? If it was William Hill, they’d suspend all betting… C’mon MH, do what’s right and remove HIM.

Like this BB pisstake, has potential!
On another note, I wish them HIM fucks would piss off over to Kerrap or something. Because of them arseholes HIM got best Hammer cover. Sickened me no end that Dime didn’t get it.

i lold exetremely
im looking forward to more of mansons mishaps and draimans insightful wisdom

someone please do an animated series of this. like celebrity death match or something

anyone else think that Manson would rape Oli Sykes at the first chance he gets because he is a little emo fag

the sad thing is, I can actually imagine Adam D doing that in real life. makes it more hillarious xD
also the fact Manson stole dairylea dunkers was just epic

omfg that was class i pissed myself!!!!!

should v put gaahl into the mix instead of kat von d.. shes a dickhead

@king of heavy metal

to quote shadows fall
“Youa re the king of nothing” so “q

@king of heavy metal

to quote Shadows Fall

“You are the king of nothing” so “quit your fucking crying”

… is what I was trying to write

@king of heavy metal

to quote Shadows Fall

“you are the king of nothing” “quit your fucking crying”

Wow! Sometimes I am really amazed by the absolute shit you come up with. Most of the time i am interested with the articals in your magazine and on your website…but this. Maybe you could base one on “survivor” or “so you think you can dance” maybe even “the amazing race”. Hey hold up maybe we could base on on a tv series like neighbours. Mason could be kyle. Endless posibilities.

This should carry on for the duration of the CBB shite on TV just to add some amusement to my days! An added twist could be Zakk Wylde busting in a beating the crap out of the whiney sods in there!

Please make this a consistent feature, its hilarious and is made even funnier by the king of heavy metal’s uneccessary grudge.

I am surprised no one has pointed this out but Anthrax were playing on the Apollo so the claim you were next to Beez watching Anthrax on the Saturn stage is clearly false. Oh and it’s were… you were.

I thought something was not right with HIM winning best cover, then again if they didnt win then A7X would have done and it should have been Dimebag!! I don’t dislike HIM but they aren’t as good as veryone makes out I think

i reckon its gonna be an ultimate metal showdown between varg and jurgen vs gerard way. you can guess who wins. how come nobody put lars ulrich in the house to annoy the fuck out of everybody in there with his stupid voice and intoxicating talent.

@ king of heavy metal are you that pedantic?? so metal can only do news on metal and has to be serious about no jokes or puns what so ever?

well thank christ we don’t have to run our country cause you are boring pretty much wrong about everything that youv mentioned in any post that you have put on this site and quite frankly really can’t appreciate a good joke when you see one

I mean how old are you really 14? 15? just getting to know the metal circles and now you have everything with my chemical romance on it you think that you know all there is to know of metal

seriously you the king of nothing and metallica wrote the best lyric to describe you

“wheres your crown king nothing?”

If Metal Hammer could actually put together all these people in a BB house things could get very interesting, perhaps not their biggest priority though so instead please track down Rob Zombie, make him a good offer to sponsor a UK tour and a lot of metal fans will be very happy .

It’s good to see that the money made from people buying Metal Hammer magazine is spent well

terry beezer rules

Hope Cristina Scabbia enters the house to spice everything up… and btw: Kat Von D has NOTHING in common with artists in music … but the fact she’s dating one. Why even put her in???? Kick her out!!!!!!!!!!

fuck it i’m gonna be the civil man and put an end to this bullshit, beez carry on with your job pleasing some of the metal crowd, no point arguing anymore with anyone, i just lost my nan today to cancer and its made me realise there is no point having disputes with people, sorry beez, sorry for being a dick to you