Metal Big Brother – The Spoof Online Soap Opera: Day 2
To celebrate – or is that denigrate – Celebrity Big Brother (the last one ever, thank Christ), we have decided to start a spoof: Metal Big Brother – the online soap. It’s Day 2, find out how our housemates are getting along.
Imagine if Fred Durst, Adam D, Vikernes Vikernes, David Draiman, Kat Von D, Axl Rose, Angela Gossow, Marilyn Manson, Jurgen Toksvig, Gerard Way and Oli Sykes went into the Big Brother house. Without further ado, here’s day 2…
Day 2
Day 2 in the Metal Big Brother house and the house-mates are continuing to get along in their own unique ways.
Adam D has revealed his luxury item is a whoopee cushion and proceeds to use it at every opportunity and shouting “honker honker!” after catching each of his victims unawares. After falling foul of one of Adam D’s pranks, David Draiman looks the Killswitch Engage man square in the eye and announces “a fart is but a moment in time. It comes, it passes, it’s forgotten.” Oli Sykes then asks him if he likes tattoos.
The group are presented with a luxury food budget at 10 am. By 5pm, the band are down to pasta, 6 cans of spam, 2 packs of Nik Nacks and a tin of Quality Street to last them until day 4. Nobody knows where the food but it’s easy to spot Wotsit crumbs around the mouth of a portly goth superstar.
It’s early days in the Metal Big Brother house but slight cracks are beginning to show on the faces of some of our housemates. See you tomorrow for Day 3 and the announcement of the housemates first task.
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(i don’t know how to make this longer) mega lolage
This is actually really funny to read lol. no doubt some sad d**k heads will moan and whine about how there’s no real news and the mh team are not working hard enough, idiots. if you want news, buy the frickin magazine! now if only the metal big brother was real, hell i’d watch it every day haha
Watch out Beze “King of Heavy Metal” is gonna get you again
I’m curious to know whether you guys are making this up as you go, or whether you have a rough idea as to what your doing?
Could’ve been longer.
^^^
thats what she said
dude this is so awesome
i agree with Skullcrusher666, it needs more to it
the first was awesome, Angela Gossow loving her lunchbox, pricelss
@ Ryan
Oh no you didn!!
Can’t wait for the day 3 ! So fun !
“Oli Sykes then asks him if he likes tattoos.” Love it!
This should happen every day until the twat’s evicted. Which should be soon. Soon after Gerard Way, that is.
Think this is going to get old very quick.
@Grr: Na it won’t as long as they keep the ideas fresh, I like “Oli Sykes then asks him if he likes tattoos”, gave me a chuckle, nice one MH!
Haha loving this :’) keep em coming and I agree Oli Sykes shud repeat till evicted :L, also more randomness by Adam D haha xD Priceless
vikernes should start ploting the invasion of poland with fred and oli would be following them around asking for a tatto…
MORE VARG AND JURGEN!!!!
this is funny but beez do be careful for that king of heavy metal he does know how to get out the kitty claws meow
Lol bit short today, but can imagine david draiman reacting to a fart like tht which is odd lol
how come Fred Durst said nothing so far? or has he been killed/eaten by Manson already? lol
no day 3? boo
i was looking forward to it XD
Axl Rose is not metal. I agree with joe-MORE JURGEN- his recipes are sublime- as is his advice!
nobody knows where the food eh
I’m surprised that they haven’t summoned Lucifer yet
HOLD ON:
shouldn’t it be Kat Von D asking everyone if they like tattoo’s???
I’m loving this btw, keep it up!
=x!