Miley Cyrus To Cover Poison
The big-lipped little shit should be ashamed of herself.
Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana and the spawn of Billy-Ray Cyrus) will be covering Poison’s ‘hold your lighter in the air and grope the person next to you on the buttocks’ ballad, ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorns’.
This is after Brett Michaels recently joined her on stage to croon their way through the ballad in New York. As if Brett and his wig hadn’t done enough to taint the legacy of Poison in recent years with Rock Of Love, he thought it’d be a good idea to sing with a Disney superstar. Nice one, Brett. Double thumbs up on that one, you spacker.
We’re backing the Jonas Brothers to give ‘Fallen Angel’ the full Jo Bro’s treatment in the near future.







Bet shes got a tight pussy thoguh
all i want to know about is when she’s 18….
I’m all about that jailbait… He was probaly just hoping he’d get a chance to hang out the back of her
No shit harrison dude shes a fucking kid XD
I don’t care for Poison. Or her.
LEAVE MILEY ALONE !!!!!
Brett Michaels, pffff overrated in my opinion…
You should be ashamed of yourself for calling her a ‘little shit’. You don’t like her music, fair enough. To call her a ‘little shit’ because she’s covering a song you like is just unnecessary. Even if she does a bad job, it’s not an attack on Poison, it’s her trying to cover a song. Surely if anything, that’s a compliment? On the 8th, how many people do you think tried to play some Pantera on guitar to honor Dime? And how many do you think sounded pretty bad? Does that make them ‘little shits’ too? Whatever your reason is for calling a 16 year old girl a ‘little shit’ is, you should justify it because that’s just low.
I’m no Miley fan, but I can’t stand when people rip on other people for producing music they don’t like. William Grim, he insulted Dime because he didn’t like his music. Machine Head defended him with ‘Aesthetics of Hate’. Give it a listen, mate.
William Grim said that Dimebag’s death didn’t warrant mourning, you bloody dufus. The comparison you’ve just made isn’t even in the same league.
Jesus, I’ve read some idiotic shit on this site over the years but you’ve topped everyone there. Give yourself a biscuit.
@harrison: hell yeahhhhh broooo… id bring the ruckus to that pussy.
whats the digital equivelant of a facepalm???
i dont know tht song but i bet when shes sings it ill defend the original to the grave without hearing it….
i thought you meant alice coopers song poison at first…that i would rage about….
miley needs a kick in the face
Poison suck anyways, but I would tap her. That is all.
she is 17 now … thats fine …. and so is she ; BIG STYLE
Agreed, Dem. I get the feeling these articles are written by a 13 year old.
The name “Billy Ray Cyrus” suggests “Inbred”. Seeing as he looks like that other inbred “rock” star Scott Stapp, I can only assume that his mum is also his sister.
“The big-lipped little shit should be ashamed of herself.” – LMFAO!!!!!!!
terrybezer: “Give yourself a biscuit.”
LMFAO AGAIN!!!!
MH & Terry, take a bow!
Awesome, made my day! lol
^
dude, with logic like that, woah, are you like a published philisoph or something ? Voltaire incarnate? the wit the wit !!!
t**t
note: meaning t rElph post above
You know, Miley Cyrus dresses more like a man than any member of Poison.
‘The big-lipped little shit should be ashamed of herself.’
Man, you ARE a dick.
both are shit there for i care not
Who gives a fuck?!? Poison sucks! Why would anyone defend Poison over Hannah Montana covering that shitty song? Poison was pretty much the Hannah Montana of the 80’s…..
It’s good to see talentless pop-stars & talentless glam stars unite. Now all we need is more Disney poptarts covering worthless glam metal songs… >_>
spacker how very politically incorrect of you lol
to be fair i have seen rock of love and bret michaels comes across as a ass hole.
Who gives a fuck!
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Beez… seriously, you accuse this Dem bloke of writing “idiotic shit” after he’s made the most sensible and articulate post I’ve ever read in the comments sections of this site? Maybe the William Grim comparison didn’t quite stand up, but the other 75% of his post did. I suppose it’s more acceptable for people like Moshtank to suggest that a 17 year old girl deserves “a kick in the face”? Your response was way out of proportion.
So Miley Cyrus is covering a song. Who cares?
“he thought it’d be a good idea to sing with a Disney superstar. Nice one, Brett. Double thumbs up on that one, you spacker.”
Atreyu are signed to Disney, and you spend a nice amount of time loving them off like it’s going out of fashion. Still, way to come off like a cunt. And yeah, I’d totes tap that.
i hate them both with a passion!
Pete hits the nail on the head on two counts. Beez with his amazingly disproportionate reaction and the overriding notion of who cares!
Bret Michaels has about as much credibility as Miley Cyrus nowadays anyway AND he allowed it so he could make a quick buck with royalties. Ker-ching!
I have absolutely nothing against Miley Cyrus. If people honestly get annoyed by her covering some cheesy-ass piece of shit Poison record that is in every two-bit mobile disco then that plays into the hands of critics like William Grim who characterise metal fans as ‘ignorant, semi-human barbarians who were filthy in attire and manner, intellectually incoherent and above all else, hideously ugly to the point of physical deformity’.
She likes Maiden apparently, she can’t be all bad.
Big lipped little shit!
Poison were never good.
Because poison is so brootal and extreme?
Ok. Well Looking at all the posts, one thing’s for sure. You “Guys” are all pervs. Wow, she’s not even 18, holy mother fucker, get a prostitute or something to satisfy your blue balls ok? About Miley Cyrus? Who the fuck cares? Honestly?
who cares she can cover what she wants
metal hammer need some new stories
not as if poison are fuckin lamb of god
they suck anyway
FORK poison….and FORK that bag lipped little shithead. Although…i’d still dive for that clam, if it bleeds it can be butchered! XD
KILL IT WITH FIRE.