Miley Cyrus To Cover Poison
The big-lipped little shit should be ashamed of herself.
Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana and the spawn of Billy-Ray Cyrus) will be covering Poison’s ‘hold your lighter in the air and grope the person next to you on the buttocks’ ballad, ‘Every Rose Has Its Thorns’.
This is after Brett Michaels recently joined her on stage to croon their way through the ballad in New York. As if Brett and his wig hadn’t done enough to taint the legacy of Poison in recent years with Rock Of Love, he thought it’d be a good idea to sing with a Disney superstar. Nice one, Brett. Double thumbs up on that one, you spacker.
We’re backing the Jonas Brothers to give ‘Fallen Angel’ the full Jo Bro’s treatment in the near future.