how funny is that?! fuck if i was ever in a band that made music videos, EVERY video would be some fine slut getting pummeled lol

hahahahahaha

I HAVE A DICKAAAAAA

Thats got to be the best music video ever!

i’m speechless

I saw this video last night and it haunted me all evening. I didn’t sleep well at all. Paul’s grin when he is getting his broadsword buffed is just creepy. Alan Partridge said it best when he said “I don’t want to see an erection”.

In other Rammstein news, the song “Rammlied” was released online yesterday and it kicks ass

This reminds me of the December Wolves video clip “Porn Again Christian”. Only the DW clip is way more extreme.

Rammstein back to their very very best- God knows what props they’ll use in the live shows!!!!!!

It’s like a straight version of Mann gegen Mann

From now on, all music videos should lead by this ones example and have a cum-shot montage at the end.

haha thats fucking A!!! RAMMSTEIN ARE BACK!!!

Ty for this video and realy fking great video and i like it

YOU’VE GOT A PUSSY, I’VE GOT A DICKA. SO WHATS THE PROBLEM LETS DO IT QUICK. i fucking love it

That’s just plain wrong! Fuckin’ love it tho!!!!! \m/

lmao thats more of a porn video than a music video, nicely done Rammstein you fucking crazy Germans!

Is that actually their knobs?

thats one that wont be on scuzz anyway… Fuckin daycent..

I’m sorry but, awful song and totally inappropriate video, anyone?
The music seems painfully simple to the likes of some sort of pop jingle and I can’t find any ‘artistic statement’ whatsoever in the video other than pure (boring and in its simplest of forms) shock value?
I love Rammstein and their live act was one of the best gigs I’ve ever been to but I can’t say I’m impressed with this so-called “return to form”.

I have to agree with Mike418. If the rest of the album is like this track it will be pants.

Read the track by track review Hammer did then and you’ll see this is probably the most humorous/silly/daft/shocking depending on opinion song on the album.

Personally I lvoe it, music doesn’t always have to be so technical, serious, or up its own arse.

Ok so it is basically a porn video being soundtracked as opposed to a song being videoed, albeit a rather catchy song
Loving the random use-age of such typically deutsch words as blitzkreig, autobah, and sauerkraut, but does anyone else find it somewhat ironic that this is probably the most typically german affiliated song Rammstein have written, yet it’s sung mostly in english? xD

agree with Mike418.

not the greatest song in the world, the women aren`t too attractive if they are pornstars….

i agree not all songs have to be serious though, and it is only one song from the album….

but humour does belong in music….

on the other hand don`t want to pay £50 to see em sing a load of songs like this…..

haha i fucking love it
shit song but vid will always be the best in my eyes

its like scooter with guitars hahah!

Oh come on, this is not Rammstein.

After this what, are they going to rape animals or eachother?

Rammstein videos should not be that explicit. They ‘imply’, not shout. After you watch one, you should be left puzzled. You need to think, to try to understand. Take Ohne Dich for an instance. Or Keine Lust. Even Du Hast. Mutter. Mein Teil. List goes on.

Rammstein videos sure disturb the so-called harmony of society, as their song lyrics do. If something is to be mocked, Rammstein does it best. Amerika is an example of it without a doubt. But this, surely is an unnecessary act for Rammstein. After a masterpiece like Ich Will, this is a cheap-shot.

Song is an adequate one, with soft-ish riffs and a little bit too much English, but considering the existence of a French song in the album, it is better than nothing. There is the word ‘klein’, at least.

Let Jonas Åkerlund make videos for r&b and hip-hop ‘gangstas’ and ‘biatchs’. Bring Jörn Heitmann back.

Who says Steel Panther are the masters of the innuendo??? This is shit and wrong on so many levels…I love it!!

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Til Lindemann for Prime Minister group

You get some fucking boring cunts out there like don’t you. This is video/song is awesome!!! Why would you want to have an artistic meaning? Can you not just have fun? Put your dick back in your pants and go back to playing World of Warcraft

You can always rely on th Germans – fuckin’ eficient bastards.

You have pussayy – I have a dicka – genius!!!

Just in case you guys did not get the message of “pussy”: It’s about sex tourism (“I can’t get laid in Germany” and several lines in german. Rammstein confirmed that already. So it is more subtle than most of you think.

It might not be typical Rammstein, but you have to admit it’s very catchy…the rest of the album is harder stuff btw.

Jesus H Christ, its starts a bit risque to say the least and at the end it just get even more German.
Expect the new album to be huge….. Size does matter!

Frack me!!!

FFS… The porn starrs ugly… if they stuck their hole in ya face you’d fuck them stupid…

I would!!!!

Think my missus would too

Great song and fucking hilarious vid!

mi se to libilo

This video is pure garbage. You have to blind and stupid not to see whats so obvious. I think Rammstem was really those BMG songwriters, not these clowns.

Aaaw. Way too much Engrish. It’s not so good.

this vid turns me on Richard is so hot If I got hold of him it would make this vid look like a U lol And to Pureinserity the girls are hot enough what the fuck is wrong with you lets face it you aint had a bird that looks as good .Go and read a book and stop watching vids you don’t understand.Rammstein you rock,keep upthe good work

Yes, we get it Rammstein, you’re German.

Great!I love it!!and “I have a dikkaa” rocks;P

still not shure about this tune think they have done done it to shock to get people talking and its works well done boys seeing them in feb can not wait

seu cheiro eh tao bom
eu vou atras de voce

cant wait to see them manchester in feb.And to mike418,get a life,have a laugh,stupid faggot!

Ahh yes, the simplest of insults are always the most efficient; especially when “stupid”ity is a part hereof. However, how do you suppose can an inanimate chunk of burnt wood be “stupid”? Hmm, rather puzzling.

On a separate note: having watched the making-of and subsequently the video again, I can honestly say that I appreciate both music&video now! I hope Scooter doubles the speed and puts a decently hard beat to it.

With this video they’ve managed to proved two things:
They’ve definitely got balls.
Germans are insane.

I suppose it gives a new meaning to Hardcore Metal