Now That’s What I Call…Wrong!
Metal Hammer are a mix between proud and ashamed to bring you the most wrong song titles to ever grace metal. ‘Fucked Up The Arse With A Lego Millennium Falcon’, anyone? Check out our previous double-disc Now That’s What I Call… compilations.
In the latest of our double-disc compilations, we bring you Now That’s What I Call… Wrong!
Disc 1:
1. Carcass ‘Excreted Alive’
2. Cannibal Corpse ‘Meat Hook Sodomy’
3. XXX Maniak ‘Harvesting The Cunt Nectar’
4. Prosthetic Cunt ‘Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick’
5. Gore Beyond Necropsy ‘Up Her Shit Emotion Disregarded Rectal Anarchy’
6. Imperial Sodomy ‘Pacifistfucking’
7. Lymphatic Phlegm ‘The Scraping and Blowtorch Incineration of a Methastic Rampant Gynaecologic Tumour in the Colon-Uterine Wall Causing Retro-Vaginal Expelling of Gory Sewage’
8. Agathocles ‘Raping Prostitutes Is Not The Same As Stealing, You Sexist Bastard!’
9. Amoebic Dysentery ‘She Was Breathing When I Started, Anyways…’
10. Anal Cunt ‘I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos’
11. Bowel Fetus ‘Diarrhea Bowl Head-Dunk’
12. Narcosis ‘If Being a Cunt Was People, You’d Be China’
Disc 2:
1. Cancerous Abscess ‘Baptized in Putrid Vomit’
2. ‘Disgorged Fetus ‘Rancid Meat Sodomizer’
3. Gorerotted ‘Fuck Your Arse With Broken Glass
4. Organ Grinder ‘Fucked Up The Arse With A Lego Millennium Falcon’
5. Regurgitate ‘Tenderizing the Malformed’
6. Killwhitneydead ‘Nothing Says “Party” Like Her Head On A Stick’
7. Show Me On The Doll ‘You Might Be Gay, Ask Your Anus’
8. Anal Blasphemy ‘Masturbating With The Remains Of Mutilated Christ’
9. Apator ‘Dying Christ Had Just One Thought: Help!’
10. Black Mass Of Absu ‘Mercury Thermometer Shattered Within The Urethra Of Christ’
11. Fecal Corpse ‘Festering Flesh Infection From The Slices I Got From Your Peanut Riddled Fecal Matter’
12. Drowningman ‘Busy Signal At The Suicide Hotline’
Check out our previous double-disc Now That’s What I Call… compilations.
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im getting sick of all this list things, when is metal hammer going to post metal news? and no limb bizket and slipknot isnt metal
What are you talking about? These lists are pretty fun, and this one just downright hilarious.
Oh noes! Is it not “trve” and “kvlt” enough for you? It’s just a bit of fun =]
Metal Hammer can’t talk about real metal while they hail Trivium and Dragonforce.
Losers.
Now these are some awesome song names and my fav has to be Narcosis ‘If Being A Cunt Was People, You’d Be China’
Cannibal Corpse – Entrails Ripped From a Virgin’s Cunt
Surely that deserves a mention?
And what about Cliteater – Ejaculation Feast on a Baked Foetus
Metal Hammer should write about these bands more often in their magazine rather than just having about 20 bands they cover in different ways again and again, not that these bands arent godo though.
Gwar – Fishfuck (among other songs….)
I agree with Wes W
I agree with Sam, Entrails should be on your compilation
Brain Drill – Forcefed Human Shit is also one that creates a rather unpleasant image!
Fuck you cunts (Real Metaller, Enemyofgod) who are bagging metal hammer, slipknot IS metal you fucking idiots, if you dont like the magazine go to a different website WANKERS,
HAMMER RULES AND ALWAYS WILL
CANNIBAL CORPSE – you motherfuckers ROCK!!!! METAL HAMMER can you fuckers pls get some DIMEBAG DARRELL shit in your mag???
CANNIBAL CORPSE! rules! all their songs blow me away…can we see some DIMEBAG DARRELL plssss…
what about Kraanium’s songs?
She-male Throatfuck
Double Barrel Penetration
Rectal Disembowelment
hahahaha these guys ruuuules!!!!!!!!!!
what about The Daughters with some of their classics such as:
“A Room Full Of Hard-ons And Nowhere To Sit Down” or “My Stereo Has Mono And So Does My Girlfriend”
or The Locust’s frankly genius “Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe”
GWAR – Babyraper
Corpse – Should of picked “Force Fed Broken Glass” or “Rotten Body Landslide”, really any song would’ve been better than “Meat Hook Sodomy”. And I’m possitive Carcass has some better ones…how about “Crepitating Bowel Erosin” or “Vomited Anal Tract”?
medina lake suck. just a reminder…