O RLY?: Metal Lyrics Taken Literally
When lyrics are nailed properly, they can make you feel empathy, a renewed sense of self-worth and aspire to greatness. When they’re bobbins, they get ridiculed in these posts.
Limp Bizkit – ‘My Generation’: “Hey kids, take my advice, you don’t want to step into a big pile of shit.”
You bastard, Durst. That was on our list of things we were going to do today.
Insane Clown Posse – ‘Homies’: “If they really missed you so much, why don’t they just call a muthafucka?”
We were unaware there was such a service but next time we’re missing our nearest and dearest, we’ll be sure to call a motherfucker.
Faster Pussycat – ‘Bathroom Wall’: “Got your number off the bathroom wall and I decided it was about time I made the call.”
Because classified ads are just for weirdos and perverts. We tried this once, the woman who turned up looked like Keith Chegwin. We won’t be doing it again.
Whitesnake – ‘I Need Love’: “I want someone to hold me and keep me satisfied. I need love”
You mean sex, don’t you David?
Buckcherrry – ‘Child Called’: “Mother I really hate the way your treat me like no other/And I refuse to be your victim!”
Josh, you’re 38 mate.
Avenged Sevenfold – ‘Seize the Day’: “I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?”
You know you’ve answered your own question there, right?
Whitesnake – She’s A Woman: “She’s A Woman”
That’s a relief.
Kiss – ‘Great Expectations’: You’re sittin’ in your seat and then you stand and clutch your breast, our music drives you wild along with the rest.
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none of those bands are metal bands
Nice to see MH pumping out quality blog posts over the xmas season… lol
just put ye efforts into something else ffs.
Evidently NOTHING going on for you today, MH. I know its Boxing Day and everything, but still…
God its just a bit of fun guys, made me giggle
well done MH
you got the homies lyrics wrong it goes ‘If they really miss you so much
Why don’t they just call you then?’
you got the homies lyrics wrong it goes ‘If they really miss you so much
Why don’t they just call you then?’
Well that was utter shit.
How come you didn’t mention EVERY Dio song that’s EVER been written!?
I love the man and I love his music but really! Have you READ the lryics to Holy Diver!?
Poor whitesnake, leave the Cov be. He still thinks love means sex and looking like the bride of Wildenstein is a good thing
There’s a thin line between greatness and complete fucking lunacy. With stuff like this and the whole hair fiasco I think it’s time to get the Jager fountain out of the office.
Sense of humor failure anyone. Idiots.
So you’re considering ICP as metal now?
Man the whitesnake one’s are brilliant hahaha!!!
metal lyrics -> limp biscuit
does not check –’
The Buckcherry song is called “A Child Called It” and was written about the book of the same name…
‘that’s a relief’
LOL xD
I’m suprised you spared Chop Suey! lol
trivium’s this world can’t tear us apart has probly the worst chorus ive heard.
ICP are not metal……and not very good either but that song does have some stuff in that we can all relate to in some way or another.
I lol’d at the ” She’s A Woman” one xD
heres one i noticed
Journey – Dont stop believing
’some will win, some will lost… some are born to sing the blues…’
wtf are those lyrics about, even though its a good song…. its got a bit too hyped up from Xfactor fags
fuck me why does everyone bitch if metal hammer wanna post something funny its better then being serious all the time
ffs
whitesnake one is awsome
“C’mon baby, eat the rich, put a bite on the son of a bitch”
…well, I guess that one is literal
“C’mon baby, eat the rich, put a bite on the son of a btich”
I guess that one’s literal
that was epic fail. not funny at all. MH’s writers are really struggling these days.
ICP… THAT’S NOT METAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!! I thought it was a decent post… ““I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?” Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Harsh call on the Buckcherry song, seeing as its about child cruelty. Well done.
Haha, laughed at a few of them – I’ve always thought the same about that Buckcherry track actually.
Guys, it’s the CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, of course it’s gonna be slow for news!
Bands don’t work 24/7 365 days a year, so mag offices have to psot something to keep people happy, lighten up and ave soem xmas pud
Haha compared to all the other random posts this one weren’t too bad.
ICP is considered Rap-Metal now. So its technicaly metal in a way.
Also the lyrics are wrong
its
“If they loved you so much why dont they all u then?”
does it really matter that hammer decided to post something funny?
I thought it was funny
haha the whitesnake one’s good lmao!! XD
So a magazine about metal put ICP in a metal catagory.. interesting.. Sounds like you guys know alot about your shit.. oh and limp bizkit? seriously?