R-Patz To Play Kurt Cobain?
You’ll have seen the twilight movies. If not both of them, then at least one of them, just to feed the anger monkey that lives inside your belly. 9/10 of you will have found it to be one of the most cringe-worthy slices of warm dog shit you’ve ever seen in your life. Shame on the one in ten that liked it. You won’t admit it in public but we know you did.
Anyways, Robert Pattinson (the bloke that plays the sullen vampire dude in the Twilight movies and that your girlfriend wants to fiddle in her pants) is alleged to be prepared to star as Kurt Cobain in an upcoming biopic to be called ‘All Apologies’.
Kurt would have been delighted by this. He’d have picked Michael Bay to direct it (obvs) and had loads of explosions and shit. Courtney Love (who is alleged to have full control over the pic) wants David Fincher (who made Fight Club, Se7en and The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button) to do it though.
Speaking of Love, she wants Scarlett Johansen to star as her, with the owner of the greatest set of buttocks on the face of the Earth said to be keen on the project. We’d have picked Amy Winehouse because they’re both awesome singers and for no other reason whatsoever.
More on this when it gets made official.