Does your beard defy gravity and has super powers? , does it outpower Chuck Norris’ beard?
And great job on With Oden On Our Side and Twilight Of The Thunder God, two instant classics

Hey.

I saw you guys support Slayer back in OCT. last year, I was just wandering, Do you have any plans to tour the UK on your own headline tour later this year or beginning of next?

Thanks.

“Thor VS Raiden (from Mortal Kombat). Which God of Thunder wins?”

Do you think ‘Screamo’ music is a valid type of metal, or a petty, juvenile attempt by ’scene kids’ to sound extreme, when in fact they just sound like a bunch of whining twats?

How much ale do you consume on average every day?

Is Thor your fuck buddy?

One word.

Plaits?

Can you do Hammerfest?

Who’s daughter was that on stage at Metaltown last summer in the Hello Kitty outfit?

What do you think of everything Viking coming back? Like video games, music, books….and if i put it in the census, would you guys appreciate 3000 more men to your fleet?

In Honesty, What Do You Make Of The Whole Viking/Folk/Nordic Metal Scene At The Moment, And What’s You’re Opinion Of Bands Such As Turisas, Korpiklanni, Fintroll ect ect?

how can i be as awesome as you guys? and may i fight under your lead?

what is the secret to your might warrior beards???

rape or pillage?

any change of download festival this year???
pretty please??

the army of 300 or cast of mortal kombat??

When are you Vikings coming back for real? Kick these lily-livered milk sop Englanders into touch. An 18 year old I know was too scared to go to Defenders of the Faith ‘cos Lamb of God’s too heavy!!!!! ( I am female English so I know).

have you seen Gimli lately, i havn’t seen him around here in ages! thought he might be hanging out with you.

i need this information: who would win on an all-out-to-the-death fight between your mother and the tellytubbies.