Would you say your the most commercial metal band since Slipknot sold out?

an evil question you say Metal Hammer?

would you ever do something like two girls 1 cup or 1 guy 1 glass jar?
now thats sick at it’s limits

Have you ever considered getting a decent vocalist?

all i’d ask is why have they turned their backs on the fans who helped get them over to the uk and become whores for media coverage, still an awesome band but you should never forget your true fans

How many five year olds could the band fight at once? No weapons, barefoot.

Have you ever had hopes of doing a song with a guest vocalist, and who would it be?

I used to like your music, until I read your lyrics, realized that you are just a Slipknot/Bleeding Through rip off. Ivan acts like a tough man and cry like a little baby girl the next. When are you going to stop playing commercialized Metal which sounds like it was made for radio air play, even if not intended? ps The Bleeding is a shit song and your second album sounds the same as your first.

Why are you guys so shit?

why have you stopped writing songs that are over 3 minutes long?

what is it like knowing that your popularity has more to do with major label spending power than your ability to write songs (which is at best derivative and uninspiring)?

you realeased a ’screamless’ version of your song, the bleeding. that is possibly the most ridiculous and least metal thing i have ever heard in my life. why did you do it?

If you lost the extra finger on your death punching hand, is it still a death punch?

@freddy: because they are about as much a metal band as will young is a grindcore vocalist

they are a unit designed to shft records and nothing else.

fuck the rest of you. five finger death punch rule!

Can you do a cover of a Faith No More song without it sucking? Seriously, never cover anything good again.

how do you respond to negative criticism?

How does it feel being quite possibly the worst band in metal right now?

So at what point in your career did you all agree “Hey, i’ve got a great idea! Let’s just be another Pantera wanabee band!”

Im really disgusted at all the negativity,This band is one of the most hard working bands ive seen in a long time!and at least its not all that screamo shit!Ivan is a brilliant vocalist and is backed by some of the best musicians in the world.i bet most of you idiots who have slated this band dont even sing or play an instrument.and if you do why arnt you as big as these guys!!!they have toured none stop and i saw them at the o2 academy on feb the 6th last year(my birthday)and again at download and they bring the thunder!!!keep going guys we think your brutal!!!!!

What’s your appeal? I’m serious. I just don’t get it

i dont see why there is so much negativity, you guys spend too much time on forum sites instead of istening to the music,i dont care about what they do or what label they are on, fact is they play fucking sweet tunes!

How much out of 10 would you like to kill the ignorant bastards posting trash about you as comments to this article, please describe in great detail excactly how you would kill them

\m/ Death Punch!

@freddy. Screaming does not make a band ‘metal’. Screaming can be shit. The guys got a decent voice, but no, they’re not the most amazing or heaviest band ever, however, they’re not shit.

Question:
Do you think the negative criticism you recieve is mainly due to people viewing a metal band recieving any sort of popularity as ’selling out’?

why do you choose to do a feature with metal hammer when you know that the questions asked through the comments on this post are all total bullshit from people with no minds of their own and a distinct lack of taste for music?

Elliot Minor fucking rock!

If you got on the wrong side of Kerry King, how long do you think you could hold him off before he killed you?

Remember that time when Zoltan went missing, WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO? P.S: I saw you guys in Manchester last year, it was awesome!

Who your Main inspirations as Musicians?

Who are your Main inspirations as Musicians?

@Cyanide
have you ever read metal hammer before because this is generally what goes down in this section? Bands are fully aware what happens here and I’m sure FFDP are big enough to answer any critics they have so stop being so defensive or just stop reading the fucking questions people have!!

Ivan, after starring in Bled, do you have any future acting roles planned or in mind?

First off i have to say you were amazing in glasgow and secondly what inspired you to make canto 34?

Have you ever tried a Five Finger Donkey Punch?

Hey guys!
What has been your worst nightmare you’ve had and why are you all so awesome?

there has been a lot of people asking the stupid question “have you ever taken a shit in a sink”. i’m not going to ask that… have you ever taken a shit in a church

Zoltan, with the vampyric name are you actually related to Elizabeth Bathory or any other vampires?

Why did you accept doing the Spanish Inquisition for Metal Hammer when you know it’s just going to be a load of people who fucking hate you for not being a good band asking you a load of unanswerable questions?

Have you ever considered combining paintball with a gig?

How is it possible that Zoltan can open the sky and I cant?!

Question:
Can you promise me you will never record Pantera cover again??? just don’t do something you cannot do properly..

How much did your record label pay Hammerfest to let you headline?

Hey guys, just wondering by any chance are you guys John Cena fans? 4 knuckle shuffle? 5 finger deathpunch? Huh? Huh? see what I did there :’)… Keep rocking and next UK tour please, please, please come to LEEDS you rocked at Download!

I went to see them about a year ago, and Ivan was looking at me judgingly because about 0.3% of my hair covered my left eye. Of course while he was doing this he was singing lines “Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I’ve done, you’ve always criticized me”…you’d think if you’re going to be an emotionally constipated fuck you’d be shouting out slayer lyrics or something. Oh yeah no questions, long live soulja boy metal.

Question:
Do you really think that war is the answer, and why?

Five Finger Death Punch, count the fingers in your fist. I think you will find that there are only four. Are you inbred?

@superhans /what you mean you buy metal hammer like last months with ffdp on thecover???just because people dont like something dont giv em the rite to slag it off!!!and forums are not ment for slating people
oh yeah
BLOW ME!

How did you manage to ruin a Dimmu Borgir/ Lamb Of God show?

Have you ever done anything weird with cheese? If so, why?

Which four famous metalheads would you want on your side in a bar fight?

BUTT SCHRATCHER!!!!….

sorry for the previous mispelling, i meant to say….BUTT SCRATCHER!!!!!!….

Could you guys do a novelty cover like COB, then it won’t matter so much when it is shit!

Shouldn’t you have waited till Disturbed were off the scene before starting a Disturbed clone?

you guys are just plain awsome!!! Any ideas on the next album? btw all these douchebags can go die

How does it feel to be in an awesome Metal band?

Instead of five finger death punch, i have a better name for you guys, five finger death wank, your opinions?

To eliminate every internet jerk out there who thinks they like metal and actually just sucks balls, how many Death Punchs will be required to the exact decimal point?

If it’s OK with you, could you NOT write any ballads or radio-friendly rock songs for the next album? Thanks, really appreciated.

I’ve got a question, well two questions…

1) Why are all of your songs so, how to put it, anti-people?

and

2) What do you think your imperfections are, either personally or as a band?

I have liked this band since I heard the song Way of the Fist for the first time. While I don’t think they are the best band, they are pretty good and personally I think Ivan’s voice is fascinating.
P.S. Their cover shoot was shot like 5 mins from my house. I had to go on school trips there all the time when I was younger. I opened the magazine and was pretty pissed; I wish I’d been walking past. I would have loved that…

Why is screaming like a baby considerd metal?

I second Steve B:

Question:
Do you really think that war is the answer, and why?

how does it feel waking up every morning with shit tattooed on your hand?

and by shit I mean shit like your music, not anything cool or anything like that

Could you do everyone a favour and just quit?

Can I swap your inferior quality dog tags given away free in Metalhammer, for a builders tea at Hammerfest on Saturday? Eh? Eh?

yeah i love the band but them dog tags were shite!

I recently saw AC/DC & Angus blew my fuckin’ balls off. Zoltan is there anything your axe wielding abilities can do to help me?

Do you think that your bands success is because you are 1 of the few true metal bands around, instead or all the screamo shit with i dont think should be aloud to be called metal lols, its sucks

yes i agree i think its a bit unfair that Zoltan can open the sky and others cant

Have you ever considered on playing some of your songs during a UFC match becouse it would be awesome
p.s I love your video for the song ‘The Way of The Fist’

Do you feel that you promote war through the nations? discuss

@the teeth of gods, on your point there as much metal as will young is a grindcore vocalist, surely thats show there talent that they can do any type of song, not just typical metal in your opinion.

If Ivan and Randy (LOG) had a sour face contest who would win?

Why on earth would you where your own merch on stage? Just screams camp. So why do you?

FFDP all the way \m/
Any chance you guys are gonna come to Ireland? >.<"

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For Jason Hook, the guitar he uses in the hard to see video, according to Five Finger Death Punch’s website he made it himself? How long did it take and what gave him the design idea?

after hearing your cover on the Dimebag Darrel tribute i was wondering do you consider your music style to be inspired directly from Pantera or are there other bands which have inspired you more dircetly?

Have you ever seen eachother’s cocks or bumholes? Purposely or accidentally and did you enjoy it?

Out of any metal band who would you least and most like to have a fight to the death with?

Oh i got a better one

Ivan do you also have a tear drop on the end of your penis to make it seem like you jizzed?

If you punched me, would I actualy die?

Is war really the answer? By which I mean, what is your favorite brand of canoe?