As your name is “Lamb Of God”, have you ever been confused for a Hardcore Christian Metal Band? Ever been approached by some confused Christian Fans?

As your name is “Lamb Of God”, have you ever been confused for a Hardcore Christian Metal Band? Ever been approached by some confused Christian Fans?

What happened to the amazing breakdowns you used to have! Like the one on vigil or omerta or hourglass, huh? and why are you trying to be ‘that’ southern band all of a sudden.

How does it feel to know you are the best, heavyist, greatest, metalist fucking band out there, and what is your favorite type of cheese?

Please explain to me how gas exchange works in a fish.

Was it fun or what,storming the birthday party in “Redneck”? horns up \m/

Hey guys, would you ever consider re-recording/mixing “New American Gospel”? Although the level of energy and performance are amazing and maybe even un-repeatable on NAG, the audio quality is clearly demoish. I would love to hear that album with the power/clarity that ashes/sacrament/wrath have…..”Yea, a possibility” or “Go fuck yourself Chris”?

-Chris

WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE? WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM? DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Wrath melted my face. Any chance you could pay for my reconstructive surgery?

You were awesome last year at sonisphere, my question is this, with the current return to popularity of bands like Limp Bizkit… which is better, yazoo or Frijj milkshake?

What do you guys think while writing those amazing songs?I mean except for the lyrics,what goes on on ur heads?

Is Mr.adlers beard indestuctable because i have never seen it move

why not play burn the priest songs anymore? i know you play bloodletting but thats nothing compaired to alot of awesome songs i wanna hear now that randys voice doesnt sound like he snorted fire ants and is choking on vomit at the same time. cough, cough that shit up randal.

Do you find it annoying when playing Black label the “fans” don’t wait till the drop and ruin the wall of death?

Randy: Will the emo fringe be making a return in the future?

What happened to Willie’s Shitty pants, were they disposed of soon after, or do they haunt those woods still?

Dear Mr Blythe,
Would you be interested in taking on brokenCYDE and Hollywood Undead in a fight to the death this coming Sunday?

why is randy such an a-hole?

when you will come to play in GREECE?

Would WIllie Adler like to have dinner with me?

I’m trying to to grow a beard like Chris’… any tips?

has anyone got seriously injured or died in one of your wall of deaths and why is in your words so awesome

Randy, when you speak, does it sound similar to when you sing? Coz that would be quality!!

When the crowd are going nuts, do you ever get so pumped up that you just want to punch a road crew/fellow bandmate in the face?

were you angry when ”Wrath” has been voted only 7 best album of the year by metalhammer ?

Does it annoy you having all these pissants saying that you will never be as good as Slayer?

Artists are constantly changing and refining their sound, you are one of the few hardcore bands to break the mainstream, any chance of you recording a “Pink Album” with songs about love and relationships with slushy lyrics and soothing acoustic breakdowns?

Regarding your performance at Download 2007, halfway through “Black Label” randy holds the mic up to Willie, causing him to shout “woo!” in a high pitched voice, why is he still a member of the band after prooving he is a total pussy in this incident?

Randy, whats your BBQ speciality?

What do you prefer on your partner: a nice hard cock or a hairy chest?

has randy ever considered strepsils? or does he cure a soar throat by eating babies?

Hey Guys!! Have you though in coming to Guatemala sometime!!

Why the hell do you have a Christian Metal Core band supporting you?

You really have a lot of fans in south america. which are your expectations about coming here to kick some asses??.

Who is the biggest asshole you have ever met in the metal industry?

Randy, would you play the lead character in my porn movie, Randy Potter and the Order Of The Pearl Necklace? Do you have any favourite mock porn title names, like Rambone or Womb Raider?

My Nan fuckin loves you.
Did you really have to shag her backstage at Sonisphere?

Yo Randy I think you should do one of your legendary BBQ`s when you come to Glasgow and drink some beers and be loud as fuck to annoy the hell out of everyone that doesnt like metal.

Why are you guys bringing along As August Burns Red?

name something that you have discovered about eachother since playing together which you would rather forget

Slipknot is the best band ever! Discuss.

John, you have to get over your competitiveness, in poker and foosball…. i heard 2 kids beat you in switzerland. comment?

How the fuck does Randy reach those high notes, particularly on the Set To Fail chorus? My main fascination is the ability to remain brutal and melodic at the same time. I’ve tried for hours at a time to reproduce it, but to no avail.

If you could smash a beer glass into the face of any musician you thought was a disgrace to music industry, who would it be?

Is randy’s secret barbecue cooking the secret to sounding so brutal? Does it have some sort of magical power?

If you were characters from Alice in Wonderland who would each of you be?

As Randy says on Wrath, only after the last fish is caught will you realise money can’t be eaten. Do you like fish and chips?

If you had to be in any horror film, what would it be and why?

Does Randy practice having the sourest face in metal or does it come naturally?

whats it like to know you are a 2nd rate band playing 3rd rate recycled riffs and are only in the position you are in because people blindly follow what is presented to them as cool?

Any last words for MetalHammer readers in this interview?

would you ever consider cannibalism?

Randy, was there a great deal of hair cream involved, in growing the hair you now sport?

What inspired you to put the name of the band?

Have you finally after a significant amount of fairly resepcetable creative efforts realised that you will NEVER be or ever were as heavy-intense-influential-getupandstartarevolutiion band as Machine Head were are or will continue to be? How does it feel knowing that you have not and will never be the creative forces behind albums such as Burny My Eyes/Through The Ashes Of Empires/The Blackening?
Is it shit knowing that both myself or Rob Flynn can kick your asses one by one or collectively? Randy Bitch/John Cuntell/Mark Frodon/Will Assmuncher/Chris Assmunchingmore….Go f*ck a lamb

When you started out what drew you to metal above any other genre?

We saw you guys at Sonisphere and wanted to jump in the pit but there was barriers up and we couldnt get in the pit. The guys wouldnt let us in. How bad is that?!?!?!?

Since the band’s been called ‘Burn the Priest’ and ‘Lamb of God, and since you’re newest album is called ‘Wrath’ and speaks of plagues, is there any chance of us hearing a covers album of nohing but southern gospel tracks….I mean how fuckin’ bad ass would a thrash metal cover of ‘Oh what a friend we have in Jesus’ be? I’d throw up the horns for that.

What does Lamb of God have planned for the future

i love you, do you love me?

Why do you guys and nearly every other metal band ignore western Canada on 80% of your tours? Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, everytime you go you are selling out shows, to majorly growing metal markets! Why won’t you show us more love Lamb Of God?

Is Randy really Scottish?

Pantera riffs and how to rip them off.
Discuss.

LOG, what is your favourite type of LOGging? Tree-length logging, full-tree logging, or cut-to-length logging?

can i have you at my party because the little girl in redneck did ,it would be sweet

Mr Blythe, if my girlfriend saw an antelope with one antler, does it mean that she is pregnant?

So you nerds,or most of you,went to college,huh?..I’ve always wanted to know what on earth you STUDIED to make such ’smart’ music?

Mark,thanks for showing us how Jesus would look like playing metal!

Is it more fun touring now or back when you were a smaller band? and what’s the difference.. not just talking about the bigger bus and the opportunity to rent a private plane.

Chris: Explain this picture.

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/chris-adler-yearbook-photo-500×596.jpg

What is the song you’re most proud of writing? In terms of music and lyrics. Also why is it so bloody hard to find your t-shirts in stores?
Qas
Birmingham

Can I have a standing ticket to your Brixton gig?

How do you guys party on tour, 80’s style with tons of bitches, booze, and hotel brawls, or more mellow? Please tell me you guys tear shit up a little bit!

Why do you guys have such overly manly facial hair? Are you trying to compensate for something

Why are people asking you all these stupid ‘comedy,’ questions ?

If I pay you, please may I have intercourse with your beard, Mr. Adler? If you really want to, I’ll also throw in a Limp Bizkit cd for you to smash. With your Beard-Powers.

I’m trying to grow a beard, but don’t know how often to shave to convince the hairs to come through.
Tips and tricks on quick growing facial hair are much appreciated gents!

Mr. Blythe, have you ever considered following Fred Durst’s fashion? Especially the red hat bit?

there are some rumors about you in here that you’re gonna come to Turkey. Please say “yeah we are going to”.

What bands/artists would you say are a stain on the music industry circusfest and which ones are gods amoung men?

I heard that Randy was more involved in the writing of Wrath than he has been in the past. How much of a difference do you think this made? Is he likely to continue to be more involved or remain a lazy turd?

Does it ever annoy you that you’re more widely known for your brutally awesome pits than your brutally awesome music?

Ryan, Scotland

Mark, Its the end of the world and Slayer is going to play their last gig and Lamb of God is going to play as well, at the same time but in different venues, would you rather die on stage playing with your band or die watching one of your favorite bands?

Randy… for a singer,and i use that term in the loosest possible way, you seem to have a failed 80’s porn star name. Would you score and star in a porn with your vocal style overdubbed to the money shots and music supplied by the rest of the band?

Did you hear that?

what would it take for you to have sex with susan boyle

Why did you turn Indie???

…THE GAME!!…discuss

Who would win in a fight, darth vader or Chris’ beard?

how did it feel to know a couple of years ago Lamb Of God was quoted as poweful as Pantera, and now your one of the biggest heavy metal bands known to the business? also what amp does mark use?

What’s the weirdest experience you’ve ever had on tour?

how does feel knowing that you bringing five finger death punch on their first european tour would make them a huge success over here, and yet their newest album was far superior to your last effort??

Does Randy do the sound effects for those coffee machines in Starbucks? I’ve noticed it crops up in a lot of your songs

How did it feel to kick metallica’s ass when you toured together ? u guys were louder heavier and far better !
randy i want ur thoughts on that arm wrestling video with james “i shop at armani” saying ouch u almost broke my arm

This question is for the whole band.

The chemistry of Lamb of God is plain fucking amazing, I have been a fan since Burn the Priest. What is it that makes all of you gel so well?. How do you come up with the lyrics for your songs?. And last but not least Randy, did you go through any training or anything for your screaming? do you have any tips for amateur screamers?

To all excluding Randy: has anyone stopped you on the street and asked if you were Jesus?

hopefully this inquisition gets released or asked after the tour but even if it does before, in the UK which city or venue do you believe has;
The best LOG fans ( as in singing along sorta style)
The craziest LOG fans ( going fucking sick in the pit.I heard it was Manchester last time that tore the roof off the most so i hope us mancunians do it again on the 12th!!!)
and finally the lamest fans ( im guessing oxford way) ?

Given that Chris is a vegetarian, has he ever wanted to change the band’s name to something a bit more animal friendly: Tofu of God, perhaps?

Why should I listen to you when Slayer has been around a lot longer and been doing it a lot better

Spanish Inquisition? Will Lamb of God ignite our ears? Nobody knows…

I think someone would have to have popped both of my balls before I even thought about giving up music… How much pain would you go through for your art??

My question is, ‘Many metal bands have have experimented with their sound with varying degrees of creative success (e.g. Risk [Megadeth] & Chaos AD [Sepultura]). How do you feel about stylistic changes in music? And do you think this is something Lamb of God will embrace?’

Personally i think it is good for bands to experiment with their sound because even if the album is ‘poor’, at least it is different, prevents the band from becoming stale and often leads to great albums later down the line.

e.g Supercharger – The Blackening
Risk – Endgame

Randy, at Ozzfest 2007, I asked for your autograph and you said “No, it’ll slow down everything, move along.” I thought it was really big dick move considering every other band I have ever met has taken a picture with me, I didn’t ask for a fucking photo shoot. My question is, if I get the chance to meet you again at Mayhem fest 2010, are you gonna be a dick again to your fans? The fans that brought you where you’re up to right now?

Who do you think is the biggest dickhead alive today?

How the hell did you guys get famous? Did you have to become the personal slaves of a decent band? Like Maiden or Metallica? Perhaps you should write a song about your slave experiances. And how you enjoy getting spanked on the bottom.

Randy, do you like Mudkipz?

what is the most memorable show you have ever done??

How many girls (groupies) have you fucked at once (adler)????

Oi! I live in South Africa, over here we got a Black Label beer that puts your head on a cement block and then jumps on it from a second story window. Its the only thing the metalheads here drink and its very different to what you get in other parts of the world, trust me. You could literally distill your own blood and drink yourself to sleep, and I’m pretty sure its made quite a few people try! If I sold some slave children and bought you guys some and sent it over would you be cool enough to drink it?

Randy – what has been the high light & low light of your hairs career?
Don’t ya just wanna punch Fred Durst in the face?

why must my comments always be moderated?

Your band is clearly one of the best out there in the metal scene. But, if you could criticize / improve yourself, individually, for the sake of the longevity of LoG. What would it be? I hope it doesn’t involve any Adam D. stunts, not that I hate him.

Who would win in a fight, Optimus Prime or Kerry King?

Randy! You picking up the Scottish accent in the Killadelphia DVD documentry was frickin’ hilarious, any other particular accents you’ve picked up over the years that you wished you coulda hung on to?

1. Randy…when you toured in oz and played in brisbane last year we all threw shoes at you at your request…..mine was a fully black hightop converse…can i have it back?

2. Many people have stated that LOG are doing to metal what Metallica did in the 80’s…which is a HUGE statement to make…do you agree?

In a few years, will you be known as Sheep of God?

Whens Mark gonna open up a show with his blues band!?

Don’t you just love UK fans ?

WRATH is not in the same class as SACRAMENT.While the latter is a moody metal mayhem classic,the former is a poor successor with only 3/4 outstanding tracks.What is your honest opinion,Randy and co.?

Why did you turn indie on the last album???

randy u look horrible with ur long hair..
pls get ur devil lock back..

Ben Astrachan, that’s pretty sharp, hehehe!

L.O.G.: Do you ever visit a church of any kind?

Randy how did it feel acting for the first time last year and also, how do your band sound so fuckin incredible?

When you will come to play in Baltic States?

When you will make your own live concerts in Balkan?

Did you honestly have any input into the cheesey wankfest that was the ‘Redneck’ video?

Why does your bandshirt say 25th July – Heinakuuta. Heinäkuuta means: of July in finnish so it says 25th of July – of July. (It should be Pori) (But it doesnt actually matter a thing coz you kicked as in Pori and Helsinki last year anyway! I’m seeing you again on 8th of March in Helsinki!!)

why did you change your ‘burnthepriestname’?

Which are your favourite bands close to your genre?and what’s the exact genre you’re playing?

Having seen you live a few times, how the fuck are you the only band who seems to play ALL their songs spot on? And what are your thoughts on the Set to fail jazz remix?

Do u guys ever get piss off when people say “i cant wait for black label” which i think of the great song were there the WALL OF DEATH!!!! when everyone thinks of black label society! p.s when u coming back to Ireland!

where did you learn how to sing so beautiful?

Given Randy is one of the greatest vocalists in perhaps the heaviest band ever, would it be possible for him to collaborate with Jurgen in order to produce some truly fine metal cuisine?

Unfortunately i may never get to meet lars ulrich in my lifetime, so next time you see him give the odious little gobshite a smack from me. i hate him!!

thanks

Will you come to the Czech Republic? And will you film another music video from album Wrath? Thanks

Chris – How’d you get such an awesome beard man??

i met you at your meet and greet at best buy NY 11/14/09

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

To every member of Lamb of God: Who is your bromance?

I really love your lyrics
have you ever had any cousins or your friend that has gone to war??
and would you ever sing in a charity shoqw in the name of all dead soldier dead in war

Lamb of god , your are my favourite metal band ever….your style is the best and your music is awesome..but can ask you something seriously..what’s the reason that you haven’t come in greece yet??

Download or Soundwave?
which one did u guys enjoy the most

When are the fans going to get the long awaited first Lamb of God ballad?

at sonisphere metallica asked if the other bands had been heavy enough, the crowd said no. metallica then claimed that they could give us haevy. how do you feel about that, and is lars ulrich really as big a douchebag as he seems?

some people are of the opinion that lamb of god should support lady gaga. is this what we will see next year?

Your song Black Label is fucking awesome but the ending is lame. You should definatly consider recording enother ending to the awesome Black Label.

Your song Black Label is fu*king awesome but the ending is lame. You should definatly consider recording another kick ass ending to the amazing Black Label.

Randy Blythe and Dez Fafara both stub their toe really hard. Who’s death scream lasts longer?

What would Randy rather do… Eat Glass or have someone slam his head in a fridge door. From Greg. x

I’d heard a few of your songs early last year and thought they were okay. I saw you play at Sonisphere (sadly without Mark) and fell in love with your music. Somebody please explain how this happened.

from seeing you live several times and requesting your songs when i’m at my local rock club its pretty clear you have very partisan fans, not unlike a ’slayer crowd’. Do you see this as a good thing or a bad thing? i mean i am very open minded when it comes to metal or music in general but i find when i go to your shows all i wanna see is lamb of god!
p.s. it would amazing to hear some old shit live, sift out the trendy kids who buy your albums to fit in!!

who are your favourite and least favourite bands to tour with? and why?

Ok, you might get this question alot but what the hell,
how fucking long is Chris Adlers beard???

Does Chris Adler’s beard qualify as some form of lightsaber?

be fore i start i would just lke to say that i’m not a moron who doesnt understand the spanish inquisition!! but the way that the questions where feilded to john randy and chris was way to fuckin disrespectful for my liking… i recently met the guys from lamb of god and they are all a great bunch of guys. especialy randy and mark!! they ALL signed my guitar for me and t is now more than ever my prized possesion.. you guys that posted all the questons slaging them off are all fuckin wankstains that wouldnt know a good band if they fucked you mothers in front of you…… bottom line lamb of god FUCKIN RULE AND YOU ALL SUCK COCK