WILL THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM SUCK big time?

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Brian Fair: “Well, you know I still have faith in Metallica. I’m like that girlfriend that keeps going back to the guy who beats her. You keep psyching yourself up, like, ‘He’s gonna change…!’ And then, ‘Boom!’ you get a smack in the face. But I’m still carrying the flame for them.”

Matt Pachand: “The Black album took me a while to get into, but now in retrospect it’s so much better than everything else that happened so I still love it. And it’s still the case that when you see them live, they’re the kings. It’s still amazing. Just not in the studio.”

Hammer: Would you agree with the statement that Metallica have made more bad albums than good ones?

Brian: “Well, I guess ‘Re-Load’ isn’t really an album so that may throw it…”

Matt: “It was ‘Un-load’. With ‘St. Anger’ I thought it just didn’t have the riffs.”

Brian: “It was no ‘Cliff ‘Em All’! And getting your therapist to write lyrics is definitely not a good idea.”

WHAT WOULD YOU get up to IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR A whole DAY?

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Matt: “Like any guy, I’d be in the ladies’ locker room.”

Brian: “Dressing room at Victoria’s Secret, all the way!”

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN KERRY KING AND ALL OF MANOWAR?
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Brian: “Ooh. Well, if Kerry King was angry and loaded up with Jagermeister and Manowar were not carrying swords, I’d put my money on Kerry King. If they were armed with broadswords, OK then maybe, but say if Kerry’s King’s guitar rig went down and he had a bottle of Jager, like in that kind of mood, then no one’s stopping him. Like The Incredible Hulk.”

Matt: Yeah, but with or without motorcycles though? If Manowar’s on foot they don’t really have a chance, but on bikes, ‘Return Of The Warlord’ style, then they could probably out-joust him.***|