The 22 Best Rock Riders

jamesgill / Lists, News / 29/09/2009 15:45pm

jack_daniels90If you could order anything before your gig what would it be? Some bands really went to town!

1) Gorgoroth – 50 sheep heads, 200 meters of barbed wire, 1 carpenter, extra soft pink toilet paper
2) Iggy Pop – sharp knife, Chinese gunpowder tea, an English language newspaper, a monitor man who speaks English and is not afraid of death, Bob Hope impersonator, seven dwarves, 6 bottles of decent local beer, 2 bottles of Bordeaux
3) Marilyn Manson – Air-conditioning always on full, Haribo gummi bears, Doritos, Absinthe, a bald hooker with no teeth
4) Guns N’ Roses – Dunhill Cigarettes, Marlboro Reds, Camel Filters, Adult Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse)
5) Sammy Hagar – Absolut vodka, Jack Daniels, Bacardi Anjeo, Premuim tequilla, 6 limes, 4 shot glasses, celery (trimmed not peeled)
6) Motley Crue – Kraft mayonnaise, Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard, Skippy Creamy Peanut butter, 12-long boa constrictor, A submachine gun, Local AA schedules
7) Korn – Lawyer, Doctor, Dentist
8) Poison – Sign language interpreter for deaf fans
9) The Bloodhound Gang – a monkey
10) The Darkness – Absinthe, Fruit Smoothies
11) Foo Fighters – Stinky Cheese
12) Kiss – a supply of Kiss blow-up dolls
13) HIM – bibles
14) Rollins Band – 2 large boxes of cereal, 2 litres milk and 2 litres soy milk, real dark roast Italian coffee, 12 protein bars
15) Van Halen – a bowl of M&Ms with the brown ones taken out
16) Taking Back Sunday – Pre-Dangerous era Michael Jackson poster
17) Bon Jovi – 2 mops, 2 buckets, 2 brooms, 2 large squeegees
18) Led Zeppelin – Iron, Ironing board
19) Limp Bizkit – dimmable lamps
20) Def Leppard – fruit juice, wheat-free cookies, very very small plums
21) Nickelback – to spend the afternoon playing golf.
22) Motorhead – Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs,

Honory Members:
Atomic Kitten – Jack Daniels, Vodka, Champagne, Wione, Lager, Red Bull, Play-Doh

Check out more riders in ‘The Little Red Riders Book’.

13 Comments


Motorhead wanting choclate eggs?!?! Now iv heard everthing

Michael

You can’t forget Guns N’ Roses with Axl’s roast dinner!

@ Ross: Lemmy collects the little toy’s inside them.
This is not a joke, ITS SCARILY TRUE! :O

marjohn

bibles, hmm? that’s just so Ville…love the band to the death.

gorgoroth with pink soft tissue, LOL.
marilyn manson wanting bald toothless hooker doesnt surprise me, hahaha..xD
whats HIm want bibles for?? to burn perhaps.xD .
Korn’s is awesome..xD
iggy’s demand tops it for me, seven dwarfs?? xD

….and nickelback’s is so gay.

A bottle of jack, and a case of beer is all I need to get it on ;-)

I read once that someone sabotaged Danzig’s rider at a festival and added all sorts of crap to it like “5 nubile girls, between the ages of 16 and 18, that must live no more than a $5 taxi ride from the festival site”. Evil Elvis was not impressed…

Caren Gibson

@Jingee, I now have a bizarre image of little Kinder toys lined up next to a load of WWII memorabilia…

Zé do Alho

FAKE !!!!!!!

CoryChaos

I ♥ Manson! A bald, toothless hooker HAHA

Raivyne

Korn definitely needed what they requested in their rider lol. I kid I kid, I love me some Korn :)

KoRn Yeah! :D Best band in the woRld!

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