Top 13 Actors To Play Varg Vikernes In ‘Lords Of Chaos’
So Jackson Rathbone who plays Jasper Hale in Twilight will not be playing Varg Vikernes in the forthcoming ‘Lords Of Chaos’ movie. Here’s who we recommend…
1) Christopher Biggins
2) Josh Todd
3) Will Ferrell
4) Jack Black
5) William Shatner
6) Mr T
7) Wesley Snipes
8 ) Woody Alan
9) Danny Devito
10) Jim Carrey
11) Gary Coleman
12) Jennifer Aniston
13) Varg Vikernes
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That pic of Jack Black is pretty close to what Varg looks like now minus the greying hair. Also, who would want to portray that psychopath? Certainly won’t do much for your acting career…
WILL FERRELL. that would be hilarious
i would give my left eye to see a slapstick version of the church burnings and murder.
Varg trips over a goat skull and accidentally stabs Euronymous.
i know it was a piss take, but i think jim carrey could actually do a good job and look the part
Jack Black reminds me more of Immortal lead singer, Abbath. As for Varg’s portrayal, that should be done by WWE wrestler Hornswoggle IMO. Oscar material right there!
Mr.T or wesley snipes just cos it’ll probs piss Varg off. failing that Jack Black or Jim carrey
LMAOOO AT CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS way to go metal hammer XD
gary coleman all the way! call it artistic licence!
get Beez to do it
Surely. It has, to be… William Shatner
Will Ferrell is the only choice.
Why not Bernard Cribbins? X^D
I’m a huge burzum fan and right about now I can’t see even the slightest possibility that this film will be good.
Shatner would be amazing
im with mattt,,, CRIBBINS IS A FUCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!
Just find a gay black man with very liberal leanings. I’m sure Varg will be fine with that…
i want garry coleman having to jump up to stab euronymou’s head in it would be so funny pluss they would have to white him up a bit beacause varge is un healthyly pale.
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Kanye West is the man for the job. He’s a genius and the voice of a generation. Plus rumour has it that Varg shares West’s love of male aquatic creatures.
steve coogan should play him. come on, ye gotta admit, he does look more than a little bit like alan partridge
I’d love to see Alan Rickman do it.
will ferrell! he can reprise his ongoing skit with cheri oteri from SNL and they can do a cheer with him in full corpse paint and talk about how euronymous was his “lovahhhhhh.”
although, it would be hysterical to hear gary coleman go “whatchu talkin’ ’bout, euronymous?”
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JURGEN ANYONE?!
@ D, Alan Rickman could probably pull it off worryingly convincingly.
I am all for will ferrell at the moment though.
lol Mh thats just a list of awsome people
im rooting for coleman
Jim Carrey, seeing as he’s into metal (or at least death metal) wouldn’t be a bad choice.
Varg should do it. At least noone will die if it goes wrong. Matt Fern is a troll.
I think we should buy Beez a wig and HE could do it!
vote for Jack Black
GARY COLEMAN, GARY COLEMAN, GARY COLEMAN.
Speaking of Bernard Cribbins, did anyone else watch the very good two-part episode “The End Of Time”? It’s a pity that the David Tennant’s leaving his role as the Doctor, oh well…
But for this list I’m rooting for Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell!
TBH Jim Carrey does have a similar haircut :L
How about Christopher Lee, he’s got a metal album lined up, so why not a bit of acting in a Black Metal documentary?
Hahahahahaha! Jack Black would totally do it justice, if he can put on a really fucked up performance.
Gary Coleman rules! xDDD
Thank fuck Jackson Rathbone isn’t doing it anymore – that would have sucked. Black metal and Twilight DO NOT FUCKING MIX!
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Jim Carey or Will Ferell cos they’re crazy!
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Seriously.. Jack Black FTW.. it would be also hilarious to have jim carrey doing some crazy stuff
@rElph
Please tell me ur being sarcastic, because Kanye West is a complete fuck-off and deserves to be shot in the head, much like any rap artist. And any idiot could tell u that he’d be a terrible actor, mainly cos he’s terrible at everything.
Oh dear God i hope u were kidding…
Who would want to play a neo Nazi satanic psychoath…
Nah, playing a psychopath is a great oppurtunity in an acting career, you can be really creative with it.
Just like Heath Ledger in the Dark Night, but that’s probably because he’s dead
@Pwnd
Jurgen Tovskig ofcourse? =D
He would get the role perfect, minus the AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JURGEN TOKSVIG, of course. Who else? AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!