Top 13 Actors To Play Varg Vikernes In ‘Lords Of Chaos’

jamesgill / Lists, News / 08/01/2010 12:37pm

jackblackSo Jackson Rathbone who plays Jasper Hale in Twilight will not be playing Varg Vikernes in the forthcoming ‘Lords Of Chaos’ movie. Here’s who we recommend…

1) Christopher Bigginschristopherbiggins

2) Josh Toddjoshtodd

3) Will Ferrellwillferrell

4) Jack Blackjackblack

5) William Shatnerwilliamshatner

6) Mr Tmrt

7) Wesley Snipeswesley-snipes

8 ) Woody Alanwoodyallen

9) Danny Devitodannydevito

10) Jim Carreyjimcarrey

11) Gary Colemangarycoleman

12) Jennifer Anistonjenniferaniston

13) Varg Vikernesvarg

Read the Twilight Man Drops Out Of ‘Lords Of Chaos’ Movie story.

46 Comments


Hairyman

That pic of Jack Black is pretty close to what Varg looks like now minus the greying hair. Also, who would want to portray that psychopath? Certainly won’t do much for your acting career…

WILL FERRELL. that would be hilarious

i would give my left eye to see a slapstick version of the church burnings and murder.
Varg trips over a goat skull and accidentally stabs Euronymous.

deekose

i know it was a piss take, but i think jim carrey could actually do a good job and look the part

Jack Black reminds me more of Immortal lead singer, Abbath. As for Varg’s portrayal, that should be done by WWE wrestler Hornswoggle IMO. Oscar material right there!

Mr.T or wesley snipes just cos it’ll probs piss Varg off. failing that Jack Black or Jim carrey

LMAOOO AT CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS way to go metal hammer XD

Destroying Dignity

gary coleman all the way! call it artistic licence!

get Beez to do it

Bee_Gee

Surely. It has, to be… William Shatner

Phantasmagasm

Will Ferrell is the only choice.

Why not Bernard Cribbins? X^D

dickmouth

I’m a huge burzum fan and right about now I can’t see even the slightest possibility that this film will be good.

Shatner would be amazing :P

ruffneck

im with mattt,,, CRIBBINS IS A FUCKIN LEGEND!!!!!!

The Toad

Just find a gay black man with very liberal leanings. I’m sure Varg will be fine with that…

i want garry coleman having to jump up to stab euronymou’s head in it would be so funny pluss they would have to white him up a bit beacause varge is un healthyly pale.

Matt Fern

Just made this group.
Lets make this huge.

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=242166108258&view=user#/group.php?gid=242166108258

Guess the actor its for… xxx

Kanye West is the man for the job. He’s a genius and the voice of a generation. Plus rumour has it that Varg shares West’s love of male aquatic creatures.

thejohnloader

steve coogan should play him. come on, ye gotta admit, he does look more than a little bit like alan partridge

I’d love to see Alan Rickman do it.

stressedcharmed

will ferrell! he can reprise his ongoing skit with cheri oteri from SNL and they can do a cheer with him in full corpse paint and talk about how euronymous was his “lovahhhhhh.”

although, it would be hysterical to hear gary coleman go “whatchu talkin’ ’bout, euronymous?”

Matt Fern

Just made this group.
Lets make this huge.

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?oid=242166108258&view=user#/group.php?gid=242166108258

Guess the actor its for… xxx

Stevev666

JURGEN ANYONE?!

Victoria

@ D, Alan Rickman could probably pull it off worryingly convincingly.

I am all for will ferrell at the moment though.

Moshtank

lol Mh thats just a list of awsome people
im rooting for coleman

Skullcrusher666

Jim Carrey, seeing as he’s into metal (or at least death metal) wouldn’t be a bad choice.

Varg should do it. At least noone will die if it goes wrong. Matt Fern is a troll.

The Ginger ONE

I think we should buy Beez a wig and HE could do it!

Montenegro

vote for Jack Black

GARY COLEMAN, GARY COLEMAN, GARY COLEMAN.

SLAYER FAN

Speaking of Bernard Cribbins, did anyone else watch the very good two-part episode “The End Of Time”? It’s a pity that the David Tennant’s leaving his role as the Doctor, oh well…

But for this list I’m rooting for Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell!

TBH Jim Carrey does have a similar haircut :L

TheInnovator

How about Christopher Lee, he’s got a metal album lined up, so why not a bit of acting in a Black Metal documentary?

recordmaster91

Hahahahahaha! Jack Black would totally do it justice, if he can put on a really fucked up performance.

Elmetalismo

Gary Coleman rules! xDDD

Thank fuck Jackson Rathbone isn’t doing it anymore – that would have sucked. Black metal and Twilight DO NOT FUCKING MIX!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!one!!! ZOMG hammer ur so RANDUM!!!

Jim Carey or Will Ferell cos they’re crazy!

Matt Fern

Just made this group for the Vikernes Film!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=242166108258&ref=ts
Lets make this some awesome shit.
Metal Community, Unite!
xxx

Daralion

Seriously.. Jack Black FTW.. it would be also hilarious to have jim carrey doing some crazy stuff

@rElph

Please tell me ur being sarcastic, because Kanye West is a complete fuck-off and deserves to be shot in the head, much like any rap artist. And any idiot could tell u that he’d be a terrible actor, mainly cos he’s terrible at everything.

Oh dear God i hope u were kidding…

Who would want to play a neo Nazi satanic psychoath…

Simon Y

Nah, playing a psychopath is a great oppurtunity in an acting career, you can be really creative with it.

Just like Heath Ledger in the Dark Night, but that’s probably because he’s dead

Micah Douglas

@Pwnd
Jurgen Tovskig ofcourse? =D
He would get the role perfect, minus the AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ballcrusher

JURGEN TOKSVIG, of course. Who else? AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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