Top Worst Presents For A Metalhead

jamesgill / News / 25/12/2009 10:13am

joe90Happy xmas! (unless you get one of these gifts, in which case it will be a miserable xmas).

1) White studded beltbelt

2) Tickets to the Dragonforce Hearts N’ Minds Tour
3) Alcohol-free Jagermeisterjager

4) My Chemical Romance drummer boy jacketmcr

5) BrokeNCYDE ‘Life Support’ unplugged DVD
6) Joe McElderry ‘The Climb’ CD single
paramore

7) Hayley Paramore ginger wig and matching yellow skinny jeans
8 ) Drop Dead T-shirt
9) Straightedge bottle opener
10) Red baseball cap
11) Great White lighter
12) Tickets to V Festivalv

13) JLS Sing The Songs Of Judas Priest double disc CD
14) A haircuthaircut

77 Comments


My chemical romance, AFI and the used cd’s along with your first shaving kit!

Merry X-Mas MH. And thankfully I didn’t get any of those, the vast majority of my presents were kept metal

sideaxesmashed face

I lol’d at the haircut.
My family wanted to buy me one last year.

Merry Christmas to all! And i think band hero would be the worst of the worst pressies.

Crazyblade

Merry Xmas MH! And I’m trying to imagine JLS doing Judas Priest. Ya bastards!! :p

Why are you saying the Dragonforce tour as though it was a bad thing. you sponsored it MH, at the gigs, there were big banners draped in the buildings with METAL HAMMER in BIG letters written on it….. plus the promotion done in magazines, full page adverts with tour dates, and now its a ‘bad present’…..right.

my mum got me a fuckin spacehopper. a SPACE HOPPER! I’M FUCKING 15

M i think what MH meant by putting the tickets to DragonForce’s tour is exactly that.

It was a fantastic tour and MH sponsored it.

Hoerver the tour has finished.

So basically getting tockets to a superb tour that has already finished is considered ab abd present.

most of those are undeniably correct but wait a second DRAGONFORCE are amazing why didn’t you pick a more universally hated band such as BMTH or similar!

M i think MH have put the DragonForce tickets as a bad present cos the tour has now finished.

Can you imagine, you open your presents on Chrimbo morning and get the ticket, only to find that you have missed out on such an epic tour??

nailmann

i got a daycent suprise this morning.. all of the slayer albums i didnt have already(only 4 of them but still iv got them all now)..
cheers st nick..

but…but… I asked for all those things…

I got the festively titled “Burn the Priest”.

Twas a good Christmas for me.

Brad, Space Hoppers are awesome!
Didnt get any of those, However, I got an olive soap!… I’ve got traumas connected to olives, and soap.. for christmas? I’m clean! :)

Haha I got a “Heavy Metal” Colouring book. God knows where my mum got that.

Yea whats the matter with the Dragonforce tickets?

I went and saw them just to see SABATON

I got a “heavy metal” colouring book. God knows where Mum got that!

AHA!!! due to my blinding stupidity, that didnt occur to me…. i should have realised. thank you for correcting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was an awesome show they put on, MH deliver teh goods when it comes to tours. i wonder if theyll do a defenders tour again in ‘10, prolly would have been announced by now i guess.

Pair of Skullcandy Lowriders, 5.1 Speakers for my room and 3 Metal Albums – The Blackening, God Hates Us all and Vulgar Display of Power. I’m a Happy Metalhead. :D

Skullcrusher666

BC Rich Warlock Dark Arts guitar. No ahit prezzies for me!

well my mum went into ‘Lust’ thinking it was ‘Lush’ (it sells soap and stuff… i almost ended up with nipple tassles. Not that i wanted soap :D

matt fern

Line 6 spider 4 amp 75 fucking watt.
YES MATE.
And a day out with the gf day after tommorow!
VERY nice.
xxx

Merry Christmas everyone and as for worst christmas present to give a metalhead ……….Madina Lake back catalogue.

Destroying Dignity

i own a white studded belt actually, goes well with my new Bongzilla tshirt!

p.s a Great White lighter, genius!

Grubbins

Thankfully none of those, Bloodstock & Sonisphere tickets instead :D

Merry Christmas to all. I received Endgame, Reise Reise, Black Gives Way to Blue and A Real Live Dead One, along with some JD liquer chocolates and a commemorative £5 coin amongst other things…:)

slayer_smacks

My girlfriend bought tickets to Sonisphere with the free Poland show for the big four included. I almost cried with happiness.

New Metallica Dvd, Rammstein’s new album, Lamb of God’s Walk With Me In Hell dvd, and a Sonisphere ticket… and two crates of beer in the frigde? I am a happy man this Christmas.

mine was simple but awesome, i got bad brains i against i album and judge’s complete discography :-)

i didnt get anything for christmas .

I’d like the Hayley Williams tight trousers if they were actually hers… and well worn :p

King Ajax

i got a DETHKLOK shirt, ICED EARTH vinal, and ANNIHILATOR cd, and headphones, i liked ma presesnts

Luke (x)

i got the awesome new album by Marionette, LoG’s New Americna Gospel re-release, Al Murry Live and the new Aborted EP (which wont turn up until next year)

not a haircut, anything but that…. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo drop the scissors bitch….. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you’re all so lucky…. I just got shitty clothes from some crappy shop. Probably Next or Burton or some gay shop like that

I hate xmas now :( I’m gonna become a Jew….. Happy hannakah

Heh, J.D. mines was just as bad

I got a beard trimmer and some random t-shirt from some shitty place, that was it from the family.

Gotta love shitty gifts eh? ¬_¬

Richard Birnie

For the past 3 months i’ve been under the assumption Rammstein’s Manchester gig was sold out and this morning my dad puts a ticket in my hand, i’ll let your imagination fill in the rest

Rich mate, I will see you there! :)

FudgeFudge

The Story of Anvil, Flight 666 and Cunning Stunts dvds, Tickets for: KISS, Steel Panther, Machine Head and Mastodon, Slayer and Megadeth shirts and a £15 voucher for Sports Direct

I’ll let you decide which one was the odd one out of my gifts

metalhatmatt

i got an amon amarth dvd, bfmv calender, 5fdp t shirt n drum sticks. woo go metal presents!!!!

Haha, my ex-girlfriend got the X Factor single from her new fella: I’m not at all bitter, but that is some sweet irony there!

I never ask for anything “metal” for Christmas: my parents are bound to get it wrong (my dad, for instance, assumed “Camp Rock” was a film that I’d be interested in :s) I mainly got DVDs instead: Star Trek, Lost, Family Guy, Ed Byrne, Al Murray; good times :)

all my presents were great ^^ ESP LTD F-105 bass, new headphones for my amp, machine head tickets, cradle of filth dvd, supernatural boxset dvd, and a bop-it :D

My presents were quite lovely, I must say. 200 fags, some games, some DVDs, €200 and a Korg R3 Synthesizer. Don’t knock synths guys, they’re cracking good fun!

Rod Crushing Maul

I’ve got Motörhead and Iron Maiden albums for XMAS

epic win!!!

Eddie Maiden

I got a toy Meercat and a Timon & Pumba DVD! :D
Keeping it Metal :)

king of heavy metal

dragonforce epic?….thats the funniest thing I have heard all year keep listening to that crap and let the real power metal bands play to the real metal fans not the faggotforce doing powermetal for kiddies

I got 14 hole Doc Martens from my usually non-metal but very understanding and long suffering hubby (he likes AC/DC and Within Temptation but that’s as far as he goes, bless him)! They fucking ROCK! Oh, and I got an awesome AC/DC DVD from my best male mate. I got hubby the autobiography of Brian Johnston from AC/DC and I’ll read it after he’s finished.

My worst present, if it was given to me (I don’t think anyone would be that stupid) would be the back catalogues of Paramore, MCR, Fall out Boy, Panic at the Disco, You Me at Six and of course Madina Lake. Oh, and front row tickets to WESTSHITE who are the epitome of pop evil and if I ruled the world I’d ban the fuckers immediately. Ewww.

@ king of heavy metal – Dragonforce are a lot better than they used to be, especially now theyre sober when they go on stage: they are a lot tighter playing-wise and put on really good live shows nowadays. If I had had the money I wouldve gone on tour to see them, no sweat.

And Claire, at least your hubby likes SOME form of hard rock/metal music! :D

Nathan Fisher

A bible, o yes.

crossofconfusion

@ robb
i got burn the priest too, bought it for myself though lol. savage album
christmas blowjobs and bumhole from my girlfriend tomorrow. siiiiiiiiiiick, happy birthday jesus, this ones for you

StealthyPike

32GB ipod touch, i can now finally fit my itunes library on there! Slipknot 10th anniversary boxset, not worth £60, but i’m not paying xD Star Trek…..tons of Mastodon merch, which confused me, I love the band, but 3 t-shirts and 2 pairs of shoes? Still, not complaining :D NO SOCKS THIS YEAR! :D :D :D

I woke up and my hair was missing.

oldboyno7

ESP EC-1000 Deluxe vb :D

some Jack Daniels mustard, went well with te turkey

a t shirt claiming one day beer will change the world, im not sure how but it will

i gt a machine head t-shirt bout the only metal thing i gt tho ive got a lot of mario related things this year METAL

Elliott: I’ve seen Dragonforce 5 times (first in January 06, most recent in December 08) and the first is still by far the best: it was just a lot more spontaneous, and the setlist was a lot more varied

i got new zildjian zht hi-hats, a cowbell (lol:P), a new phone, and black gives way to blue, new junk aesthetic and the incident. and billy connolly and eddie izzard dvds. fucking excellent:L

krusafixxxer

i got the most useless present possible 4 a metalhead: a tierack!

One of the things i was given was Machine Head’s The Blackening Special Edition
Very happy :D

i got st anger and all hope is gone
my auntie dosn’t know me very well and buys albums from the 2 most steryotypical metal bands there are.

I got a twighlight dvd. I put it in a bonfire.

fear factory ticket,slayer and machine head shirts….happy man……..then ma bro gets me a jls shirt…..CUNT

Richard

I got World Painted Blood… not once, but twice! And only one was the limited edition, so I couldnt get my second of the four covers.
I also got a hoody which I looked up on ebay. It was described as ‘black, hip hop, gangster hoody’.

That Guy

My mum got me an Amon Amarth T-shirt, my Sonisphere ticket and some Joey Jordison signature drumsticks :D

Sweetest Maleficia

I got a tin of tuna chunks off my sister for xmas and a pack of lightbulbs off my moms boyfriend….it doesnt get much worse than that -_-

its because of things like this that make metal hammer shite

eevviill

Got Full scar symmtery discography, new skullcandy headphones, and a new stereo system for my Accord…

Oh, and a haircut… FOR A MOHAWK!

apart form some essentials that i needed for general student living, my parents gave me, money which i preceded to spend half of on grindstore:D can’t wait to get my play more metakl hoodie, of course the other half will be spent in the baclony(pub where the barman choodes the tunes and the tunes are metal,) Kage nightclub(rock club in dundde) and jagermiester while in said pub and club

Johnny Metal

I got Megadeth/Slayer/Testament American Carnage tickets, various Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, & Dream Theater shirts, & a labtop. What more do I need?

A “I’m FUCKING METAL you emo shitstains My Chemical Romance” shirt with Rob Halford on it giving them the finger! I’d die if Judas Priest sold that! XD

skinn customize it with are cunts on the back =D

i got swine flu…could have been better.

clement

15 : the game DJ Hero

panterakicksbutt

i got a new bass guitair and some rammstein 5fdp and devil driver cds- yay:)

I got number 14. A haircut. Worst ever.

I got 2 bottles of Jager, Amon Amarth-Once Sent From the Golden hall rerelease, New Rammstein album, some awesome violinist solo album, devildriver’s self titled debut, korpiklaani’s karkelo album and some awesome comedy dvds as well as an awesome set of BOSE earphones. Well done family ^^

phew i didnt get any of those. i got the sickness, the new immortal album, and the latest deathstars cd. plus some fuckin sweet band tees. Long live heavy metal XD

I got the reunion album from black sabbath, somewhere in time by iron maiden, new phone, £200 cash, Transformers 2 DVD, Star wars original box set DVD’s, Soap :( , Assassins Creed 2 and modern warfare 2. Im probably gonna get some guitar stuff with the money but i dont know what. I dont have any effects pedals yet but i have a crappy guitar aswell. Any recommendations on what i should get?

lol Straightedge bottle opener

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