Who Would Suicide Silence Like To Bludgeon To Death?

terrybezer / News / 23/11/2009 14:53pm

suicide_silence90High-five to the Suicide Silence guys. They’ve pulled two corkers out of the bag.

We put Suicide Silence up for the Spanish Inquisition in this month’s issue of Metal Hammer and asked them who they’d most like to bludgeon to death. It’s a tricky one when you think about it, isn’t it?

Mitch Lucker: “Who would you like to beat to death with a blunt object, Mark?”

Mark Heylmun: “There’s too many people. I don’t know if I should even say it. I really hate that dude from 30 Seconds To Mars, Jared Leto. I don’t like that guy at all. He’s in a band and he’s in movies, and the only reason his band is famous is because he’s in movies. Someone else, too. That singer in Fall Out Boy that always wears that shitty hat. I don’t know his name.”

Mitch: “He’s an ugly human being and I guess he thinks if he puts a hat on he’s gonna be like a supermodel. But he’s still an ugly motherfucker.”

Mark: “What’s his name? Patrick Stump? Ha ha! And he’s not even the famous one in that band. It’s the fucking bass player that’s famous! The bass player! Ha ha ha! Get the fuck out of here, man.”

Find out Suicide Silence’s thoughts on ‘2 Girls, 1 Cup’, their response to being told that they play ‘watered-down bastardised’ deathcore and their opinions on BrokenCYDE  in this month’s Metal Hammer – on sale now!

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26 Comments


Harrison

I would Bludgeon suicide silence….because they are shit.

terrible band that unfortunetly iv experienced twice but il admit this made me giggle

I completely agree with Harrison! :D

‘Two corkers’?

when i opened the page I half expected it to be themselves and Bring me the Horizon …

shit.head

“I would Bludgeon suicide silence….because they are shit.”
so fucking true
at least patrick sump has some talent in him.

I hope they’re reading these comments.

You fuckers are what’s wrong with music today. And not just because of your shitty music, but because you think it’s funny to call a fellow musician ugly and use that as an excuse to want to bludgeon him to death. I can understand not liking his music, but go kill yourself. Who says a singer has to be famous? Idiots. Also, 30STM sucks, yes, but Jared Leto has a better voice than your whole band has talent. Fuck off.

The end.

Agree with Harrison, Connor and shit head :P

What the fuck ever… The reason 30 seconds to mars is famous has litttle to do with jared being in movies, it’s about the dedication the band has towards their work and their fans. It’s called talent….. When music is in your blood its in your blood, and when it’s well deserved, fame comes around..

Superblonde

He has to look at himself in the mirror each day and listen to his playing – sufficient punishment

Therese

OMGZZZ SO METALXXXCORE

LOVE SUICIDE SILENCE!

if they deny they are a deathcore band, they seriously know dick about music.

After seeing me at the DevilDriver gig i’d happily bludgeon them, but only after they bludgeon Patrick and Jared

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hey i know not many ppl on this site will agree but i like fob they got sum catchy songs,suicide silence have got some quite good songs but to be honest i think fob have got more and yeah i dont think anyone can argue patrick stump wears some shite hats.patrick stump has shite hats and mitch headbangs while flapping his arms like sum type of retarded owl so its all even lol

I would slowly burn, cut, skin and pour acid onto the cuts and burn marks of this band. What’s their name? Death something? Fail. They’ll never make it, because their a bunch of suicidal emotional dickhead emos who’ll never amount to anything in their lives besides encouraging some kid to shoot the kids in his school. Douchebags. And jsyk, patrick stump has talent. And maybe he’s not attractive, or the most talented person ever, but he’s still making better music than you. Not to mention that your fucking dirty as hell. So stfu, kay thx.

Oh and not to mention you’re only going to moderate the comments that are saying nice things about you. So thats like, the whole four comments from all four of your fans. Even brokencyde is better than you, and they’re pm shit.

FOB>life>brokencyde>dogshit>everything else>going deaf>you.

LOL SUICIDE SILENCE ARE ASSWADS
LEET FUR LYFE

Atleast Patrick Stump has talent. Your lame for judgeing a band because of an item of clothing, smooth move.

i like fall out boy but i don’t like suicide silence. hmm i must like songs that are enjoyable to listen to.

wousten

Haha!
What a Prick!
Atleast Jared and Patrick can sell out big venues unlike that shitty band who yi cant even understand what they are saying.
Fuck Suicide Silence!
Take you own advice from yir name mate!

Ooh, a lot of hate for SS! Fall Out Boy fans shouldn’t even be on this site. It’s METAL Hammer people, not whiny- “look, we have a cute bass player” – “I’m crazy cos I wear mad hats” -crappy emo wank monthly. Ye should be on Kerrap’’s site whinging. As should anyone who defends the abomination FOB play and call music!

I kinda agreed with Olivia…
Until she said that Fall Out Boy>Life.

SS are definately better than the other deathcore garbage that gets pumped out by emo kids tryna act tough

olivia is one stupid bitch. theyll never make it? they have made it. theyre emos? they play deathcore. no talent? youve never head them have you. they recorded their first album live, playing much more technical and therefore harder to play music than fall out boy, which is just watered down pop punk with a “hawt” bassist, who over produce all there songs, but still cant make them good. suicide silence are fucking great, like deathcore with the punk ethic.

I’m a Suicide Silence fan, I think you’d find this is “who would suicide silence like to bludgeon to death?” blog. not “suicide silence haters here” blog.

So, basically…. fuck off if you’re here to hate on them.
Suicide Silence are a good band. Good, because of their brutality. Which is what metal’s for right?..

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